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Here's a new taste
treat, the Corn Dog.

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Here's a new taste
treat, the Corn Dog.

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Plump, juicy wieners

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are dipped into a thick,

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southern-style
corn batter

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that seals in all

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their freshness
and flavor.

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If you like hot dogs,

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then you'll
love Corn Dogs.

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Available at the
refreshment counter now.

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Beware, the
silent killer.

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Carbon monoxide.

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Remember, turn
off your engine.

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Enjoy the movie
and your life.

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What?

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The movie is a classic.

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Oh, yeah, it was on all

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the critics'
top 10 lists.

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Matt just likes

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anything with
boobs in it.

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Come on, seriously?

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A ton of boobs and

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blood in the same movie?

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What's not to like?

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Well, I think we should

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talk about
something other

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than naked people
that get chopped up.

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Well, you can do that.

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I'm going to go
take a piss.

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I'll be right back.

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You watch for them
snakes out there

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that'll bite
your wanker off.

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Shit, I got way too
much for it to handle.

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Right, Emily?

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Well, I think I'm
gonna go lay down.

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Hey, wait.

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You can't, you can't
go to bed without me.

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You have the most
magnificent ass.

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I'm sure you tell
all the girls that.

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Why don't you
try telling me

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something real
for a change?

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Well, you have
real nice boobs.

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Try harder.

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I don't get any harder

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than I am, I
can assure you.

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I'm serious.

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So am I.

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You don't want to
go out there by

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yourself, not alone.

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Yeah, and why is that?

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Because these woods,
they be haunted.

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Haunted?

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Yep, that's what
they t- (cough)

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That's what they
tell me in town.

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OoooOOooOOOooo!

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Laugh all you want
to but it's true.

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It is.

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A long time ago, there

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was a family, lived out
here in these woods.

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Deep in these woods.

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And the locals, they say
that uh, they had a kid.

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So disfigured...

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that you couldn't
even look at him.

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So one night, the dad...

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he got drunk...

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and he went out...

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and he...

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BURIED HIM!

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Buried him alive.

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See, the family,
they picked up.

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They got out of here.

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But the locals say that

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all these disappearances,

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it's that kid come
back for revenge.

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So you think it's safe

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bringing girls out here?

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Well, you know, if
some crazy mutant

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fucking kid
comes after you,

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I'll protect you.

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God, you are so full

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of shit, you know that?

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Yeah, but I
still get laid.

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Well, that was going to

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happen no matter what.

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Oh, yeah.

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Shit!

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Aren't you supposed
to squat for that?

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What are you doing?
I thought you wanted

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to get some
sleep tonight.

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I mean, I do, but
there's something else

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I'd like to do first.

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Oh, yeah?

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Stay right there.

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I'm not going anywhere.

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(screaming)

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(coughing)

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(screaming)

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(crying)

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(screaming)

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(dying breath)

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(coughing)

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(Twing Snap)

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What was that?

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Uh, that was a raccoon.

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That sounded too big
to be a raccoon.

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Oh, well you know,
these fucking

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critters out
in the woods,

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they always
sound ten times

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bigger than they
really are.

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Wow, you're a
real outdoorsman.

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That was a
fucking raccoon.

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Well then, poke your
head out there and

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make sure it's a raccoon.

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Fine.

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(tent zipper opening)

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There's nothing
out there.

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Jim!

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I'm really not in
the mood for this!

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(screaming)

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(screaming)

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(gasping)

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(screaming)

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(crunching)

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(door closing)

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You know, I'm
really glad we

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had one of these
date nights.

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You know, me too.

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I'm just, you know,

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sorry things
have been so...

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crazy lately.

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It's okay.

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I know it's, it's been a
busy season for you, so...

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Why don't you
go lay down?

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I'll be right in, okay?

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(sighing)

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(sighing)

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I love you.

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I love you too, Katie.

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Scott?

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Yeah?

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Why'd you let
this happen?

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Huh? What?

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You said we'd be
together forever.

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What are you
talking about?

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(gushing)

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Oh!

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Oh! Oh, God!

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(grunting)

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(grunting)

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(screaming)

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(cell phone vibrating)

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(breathing heavy)

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(grunting)

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(cell phone vibrating)

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(sighing)

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Hello?

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Wooooo!

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It's camping time, baby.

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Please, do not scream

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into the microphone.

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Buddy, are you fucking
hung over right now?

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No, I was just, um...

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trouble sleeping.

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Are you kidding me?
You sound terrible.

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What, um...

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What time is it?

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Dude, it's late.

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I thought you were coming
over to our place?

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Yeah, that was the
original plan.

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I'm sorry.

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Get up. Get a
cold shower.

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(fly buzzing)

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Jesus.

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Cold shower, okay.

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Shoot back an spirin,
maybe some tequila.

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And we're gonna
pick you up

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in like 15 minutes,
all right?

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Yeah, all right.

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(sighing)

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You better make it 30.

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All right, whatever,
man. See you in 30.

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(sighing)

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(horn honking)

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Ok, here he comes.

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Do not mention
the breakup.

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Why would I mention
the breakup?

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I don't know. I'm just
saying don't mention it.

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I'm not going to
mention the breakup-

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Because you have a
tendency to bring-

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Shh shh!

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Heyyy!

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Scotty, what's
up, brother?

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Look at that Jess.

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One bag, it's not
impossible after all.

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Oh, my God. Everybody
knows that girls

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have a ton more
stuff than guys do.

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True story.

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I mean, they've got what?

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Shampoo, conditioner,
dry shampoo.

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What the fuck
is dry shampoo?

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(sighing)

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G- afternoon, Jess.

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Good afternoon, Scott.

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Real quick, we do have
to pick up one of

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Jess's old friends...

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on the way out of town.

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Who?

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Michelle.

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She's super sweet
and unique.

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And single.
Do not do this to him.

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Do not do this to him.

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You have no chance

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this girl cannot have

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chemistry with
a brick wall.

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Well, I actually
happen to think that

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Scott is exactly
her type.

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Okay. I'm just saying,
I've known the

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girl for, like, five
years, and I've

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never seen her on a date.

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Okay, well, maybe
that's because she

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hasn't met a guy who can

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interpret girl behavior.

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I mean, you definitely

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couldn't on our
first date.

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Okay, you want to talk
about our first date?

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You called me
the wrong name.

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Oh, I'm surprised
you even remember.

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You were hammered.

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What you think
I was (cackles)

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I was gonna go
sober to that?

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(scoffs)

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Wow. You're a
real romantic.

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I mean, I'm just
saying, it's, you know,

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it would be nice to
have a little...

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Honestly, though, I
don't even know how

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you survived a first
date with this clown.

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Get the fuck
outta here man.

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Well, unlike Kyle...

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I have a lot of patience.

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Why would you say
I'm not patient?

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Dude, what the fuck
is taking so long?

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Jess, what are we--

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Okay. You're totally
fine, sweetie.

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Take your time. We're
not in a hurry.

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All right, well...

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Okay.

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Soooo, for your
information,

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Michelle slept in
through her alarm

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so she's a few
minutes behind.

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Hmm.

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There seems to be a lot of
that going on this morning.

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Huh?

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Oh, fuck, Scotty.
I'm sorry, buddy.

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Yes.

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You're gonna be fine.

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I just feel like I'm
gonna be a burden.

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No way. You're gonna
get some fresh air,

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lighten up, have some
fun for a change.

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Okay, come on.

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Don't make me drag
you to that car.

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You know I will.

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Okay, fine.

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Does your boyfriend
still hate me?

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Um...

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Look, I know what you

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and Katie had was real.

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I know. I know.

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And I'm not asking you
to go, fuck around.

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I'm just saying
have some fun man.

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Just cut loose.

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It's been a long time
since you've been single.

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And frankly, it's been
a long time since I've

275
00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:25,730
seen my friend smile.

276
00:13:28,129 --> 00:13:29,129
Just have some
fun this weekend.

277
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:30,389
Okay.

278
00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:31,470
No strings
attached, right?

279
00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:33,150
Hey, Michelle.

280
00:13:35,819 --> 00:13:36,859
Michelle, this is Scott.

281
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,040
He is incredibly single,
and incredibly well-hung.

282
00:13:41,179 --> 00:13:42,319
Just, get in the car.

283
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,699
Of course. Of course.

284
00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:46,179
It's good to
see you ladies.

285
00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:52,848
Alrighty.

286
00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:54,455
Everybody good?

287
00:13:54,455 --> 00:13:55,610
Sweet.

288
00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:56,610
Let's ride.

289
00:14:03,549 --> 00:14:04,549
You like barbecue?

290
00:14:05,296 --> 00:14:06,296
Yeah, I do.

291
00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,134
Good because there will
be nothing else on
the menu besides it.

292
00:14:09,134 --> 00:14:10,134
After you guys.

293
00:14:11,086 --> 00:14:12,086
Okay.

294
00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:13,647
Okay.

295
00:14:15,867 --> 00:14:17,916
Pickled okra?

296
00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:19,120
Really?

297
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,779
I'm sure they do.

298
00:14:20,779 --> 00:14:22,399
Howdy, y'all! Welcome
to the Slick Pig.

299
00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:23,899
Have a seat anywhere
y'all like.

300
00:14:24,019 --> 00:14:25,500
My name's Bruce, if
y'all need anything.

301
00:14:26,402 --> 00:14:27,402
Okay.

302
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,040
Um...

303
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,346
Works for me.

304
00:14:30,346 --> 00:14:31,346
Cool.

305
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,920
I'm gonna use
the restroom

306
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,380
real fast, so
be right back.

307
00:14:47,129 --> 00:14:48,969
(fist bump)

308
00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:50,789
Yeah ummm. I'm gonna
take a piss as well.

309
00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:57,209
So, Scott.

310
00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,649
Yeah? What's up?

311
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,650
I mean, it's none
of my business, but

312
00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:03,130
it's pretty fucked up

313
00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:04,130
the way Katie left you.

314
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,010
I mean, no note.

315
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:10,990
No voicemail. No closure.

316
00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:13,130
Yeah, well, you know, I'm

317
00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,170
sure she had her reasons.

318
00:15:14,738 --> 00:15:15,650
This is...

319
00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:19,250
This is gonna sound
weird, but sometimes

320
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:22,190
I feel like, you know,

321
00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:23,190
she didn't actually...

322
00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,230
Leave me.

323
00:15:26,069 --> 00:15:27,350
Hi. I'm Martina,

324
00:15:27,549 --> 00:15:29,149
and I'll be taking
care you guys today.

325
00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:30,010
How are you?

326
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,569
Hi, Martina. We're good.

327
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,210
Uh, we've got
two more coming.

328
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,949
No problem. I'm gonna
go ahead and get

329
00:15:34,949 --> 00:15:36,650
you four waters while
you wait, okay?

330
00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:37,709
Thank you so much.

331
00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:38,710
Thank you.

332
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,114
(smack)

333
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,170
I could use me a
piece of that.

334
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:46,170
Yeah, and I could use it
right after you finish.

335
00:15:46,229 --> 00:15:47,890
Go fuck yourselves!

336
00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:48,720
That's good- I'm curious.

337
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,030
Do you guys think
that's gonna work?

338
00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:51,670
Or do you think you
have a shot with

339
00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:52,610
anyone other than
your cousins?

340
00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:53,630
I don't know. I
can't tell...

341
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:54,630
Sorry, I don't... I

342
00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:55,909
I didn't quite
hear you, friend.

343
00:15:55,909 --> 00:15:56,909
What was that, huh?

344
00:15:56,909 --> 00:15:57,742
Wanna try that again?

345
00:15:57,742 --> 00:15:58,742
Hey!

346
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,624
What the hell's
going on here?

347
00:16:01,624 --> 00:16:03,109
None of your fucking
business, buddy.

348
00:16:03,109 --> 00:16:04,121
You know what? This
would probably be a

349
00:16:04,121 --> 00:16:05,169
good opportunity for

350
00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:06,490
you guys to leave, huh?

351
00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,490
Fuck you, buddy.

352
00:16:07,490 --> 00:16:08,490
Yup.

353
00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:09,889
Sorry, chief.

354
00:16:12,988 --> 00:16:13,899
Motherfucker!

355
00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:16,700
(grunts)

356
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:20,849
Dude, are you
kidding me!?

357
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,078
Yes!

358
00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:22,817
Come on!

359
00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:23,817
No, no, no, no, no.

360
00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,750
Earl, Junior, I swear.
If you backwood bitches

361
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:27,750
come in my barbecue

362
00:16:27,829 --> 00:16:28,829
and start another fight!

363
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,130
You want me to
call Buck Benson

364
00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:30,990
down here, boss?

365
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,990
Yeah, give him
a call, Kenny.

366
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:35,370
Get out of here, before
Buck comes down and

367
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,370
sticks it in!

368
00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:37,990
You little bitches!

369
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:40,410
Come on, guys.
Whatever you want.

370
00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:41,310
It's on me. It's on me.

371
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,209
We're celebrating
tonight.

372
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,290
We got the karate
kid! Let's go!

373
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,390
We're celebrating!
Get out of here!

374
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:47,969
We're celebrating.
Get out of here!

375
00:16:47,969 --> 00:16:48,729
Fuck you!

376
00:16:48,729 --> 00:16:49,440
Let's go. We're ce-

377
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,130
Whatever y'all want.

378
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,770
Drinks on me, foods
on me, let's go.

379
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:52,730
We're partying.

380
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:53,730
We're celebrating.
Good job!

381
00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:56,889
What in the fuck
was that shit?

382
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,109
You let the
whole bar just

383
00:16:58,370 --> 00:16:59,469
speed bag your
face in there.

384
00:16:59,529 --> 00:17:01,349
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm
supposed to take point

385
00:17:01,349 --> 00:17:02,490
from the fucking senior.

386
00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:04,409
I'm just a junior
motherfucker.

387
00:17:04,409 --> 00:17:05,309
What's your excuse?

388
00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:06,437
Huh!?

389
00:17:06,437 --> 00:17:07,190
Well, either way, I
had glass in my eye.

390
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:07,990
My good eye!

391
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:08,890
Oh, your good eye?

392
00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,010
Dude, you ain't
had a good eye

393
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,169
since you was 12, boy.

394
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,829
What the fuck are
you talking about?

395
00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:13,790
Glass in your eye?

396
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:14,789
Cry me a fucking river.

397
00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:15,641
(gibberish)

398
00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:16,167
You said you weren't
going to bring up

399
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:16,889
the firecracker.

400
00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:17,629
Is this what
you're really

401
00:17:17,629 --> 00:17:18,629
going to come at
me with right now?

402
00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:19,424
This cry baby

403
00:17:19,424 --> 00:17:20,609
fucking bullshit.

404
00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:21,950
Fuck all this shit.

405
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:22,648
What did pops always say?

406
00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:26,789
We never let a,
goddamn city slicker

407
00:17:26,789 --> 00:17:27,815
take a shit on
a country boy.

408
00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:28,888
Hey! Asshole! Move
out of the way!

409
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,250
Ohhh! Kia Soul!

410
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:32,009
We got ourselves
a city boy!

411
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,009
Fuckin move-

412
00:17:33,009 --> 00:17:34,509
Everyone's taking their
goddamn time today.

413
00:17:34,509 --> 00:17:36,399
Yeah, nice
going, asshole!

414
00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:37,669
Fuck!

415
00:17:37,669 --> 00:17:39,100
Fuck all this shit, man.

416
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,100
Yo, you want to
slash all these

417
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:40,690
motherfuckin' tires?

418
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:41,427
Every single- I'm keying-

419
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,418
Every single one of em.

420
00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:43,029
-these assholes.
Alright, I'm down.

421
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,210
Every single one.

422
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,288
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, hey, hey.

423
00:17:45,288 --> 00:17:46,270
(whistles)

424
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:47,269
Liquor store.
Liquor store.

425
00:17:47,269 --> 00:17:48,993
Hell yeah brother, let's
get some shooters.

426
00:17:48,993 --> 00:17:49,954
Oh, and then we can go
home and get the uh-

427
00:17:49,954 --> 00:17:51,036
bolt cutters.

428
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,036
Hell yeah, brother.

429
00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:57,750
Hey, Michelle.

430
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:01,130
Hey, ummmm-

431
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,130
you doing okay?

432
00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,410
Just part of being
a woman, I guess.

433
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:06,630
Fun, right?

434
00:18:07,966 --> 00:18:08,966
Yeah, fun.

435
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,080
Well, look, if you
need anything or,

436
00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:13,980
you know, if you
just want to

437
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,560
say fuck it and
go home, I'm-

438
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,560
more than happy to help.

439
00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:20,770
I appreciate that.

440
00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:23,050
Scotty, I don't want to
cock block you buddy,

441
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,210
but we got to
hit the road.

442
00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:27,049
Right.

443
00:18:27,049 --> 00:18:27,829
Thanks.

444
00:18:27,829 --> 00:18:28,829
Any day now.

445
00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:36,730
(radio) Hey y'all, it's
Johnny Funky G and WPLN.

446
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,690
The number of mysterious
disappearances

447
00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:39,930
surrounding the
Old Hickory Woods

448
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:40,930
continues to rise.

449
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,450
If you have any--

450
00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:43,597
(music plays)

451
00:18:43,597 --> 00:18:44,769
Ooh. Yeah, that.

452
00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:45,769
You like this?

453
00:18:45,769 --> 00:18:47,110
Oh, I love
this. Let's go.

454
00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:49,154
Yeah, no, this is good
shit, man. You got

455
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,548
to play it fucking loud.

456
00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:51,760
I had to learn
how to read

457
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,760
lips when I started
dating him.

458
00:18:53,693 --> 00:18:54,693
What?

459
00:18:55,854 --> 00:18:56,902
I had to learn how to--

460
00:18:58,274 --> 00:18:59,228
Hey!

461
00:18:59,228 --> 00:18:59,882
Excuse you.

462
00:18:59,882 --> 00:19:00,882
What?

463
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,520
I had to learn
how to read lips

464
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,530
when I started
dating him.

465
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:04,530
I actually really
like metal.

466
00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:06,728
Really?

467
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,569
Yes, a girl with some
taste. I love it.

468
00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:11,309
Well, I'm glad you
decided to join us.

469
00:19:11,309 --> 00:19:12,309
We're going to have fun.

470
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,402
Is that a fact?

471
00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:15,309
We're going to have a

472
00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:16,309
good time, everyone.

473
00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:50,000
Hmm. That's weird.

474
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:51,620
What?

475
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360
I mean, they're not
in their car, and

476
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,168
neither one of them is

477
00:19:54,168 --> 00:19:55,168
a camping fanatic, so.

478
00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:57,259
Maybe they just
went for a walk?

479
00:19:57,919 --> 00:19:59,820
Nah, because Tiffany
hates bugs, and

480
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,659
trees have bugs, and
it's the whole thing

481
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,740
I don't think
they're walking.

482
00:20:02,939 --> 00:20:04,620
I think that they're

483
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,919
definitely in their car.

484
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360
You think so.

485
00:20:09,003 --> 00:20:12,455
[Horn honking]

486
00:20:13,823 --> 00:20:15,440
[Laughing]

487
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,640
Oh my God.

488
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,120
Great fucking timing.

489
00:20:23,236 --> 00:20:24,236
Shit.

490
00:20:24,879 --> 00:20:26,119
You're fucking
too much, dude.

491
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,400
Hey man.

492
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,560
What's up, dude?

493
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,880
That was a good pop.

494
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,080
Yeah.

495
00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:34,880
Did you, uh, did
you honk the horn?

496
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,900
No, it was Jess.

497
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,300
Oh. I was just about to--

498
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,500
Come on, girl. You
totally cut your hair.

499
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,940
Oh, like a little.

500
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280
It looks so good.

501
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,420
Thank you.

502
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,520
Hey, Michelle.
Long time no see.

503
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,240
Hey, Tiff.

504
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,500
Uh, actually, it's
not Tiff anymore.

505
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
It's just Tiffany.

506
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,500
Cool.

507
00:20:56,309 --> 00:20:57,309
[Laughing]

508
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,820
Excuse me, pigeons.

509
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,360
Can I get a
fucking hand here

510
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,500
before I throw
my back out?

511
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:12,219
Did Julie come
with y'all?

512
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:13,839
Uh, no.

513
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,259
(car approaching)

514
00:21:15,259 --> 00:21:16,679
But that's her car!

515
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,771
Eeeeeek!

516
00:21:18,771 --> 00:21:19,998
[girl noises]

517
00:21:19,998 --> 00:21:20,805
[more girl noises]

518
00:21:20,805 --> 00:21:21,792
Hi!

519
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:22,779
Hi bestie!

520
00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:23,407
Oh my god

521
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,407
Awwwww

522
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:26,338
Uh, reporting for duty.

523
00:21:26,338 --> 00:21:27,056
yeah-

524
00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:28,072
Sir!

525
00:21:28,072 --> 00:21:29,240
at ease, at
ease, at ease-

526
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,459
frickin, clean
this thing up man.

527
00:21:30,459 --> 00:21:31,659
Heyyyy- (girl
noises again)

528
00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:32,699
Okay, I gotta go help.

529
00:21:32,939 --> 00:21:33,939
Okay.

530
00:21:33,939 --> 00:21:35,044
Be right back.

531
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,122
Oh my god, I'm so
glad you're here.

532
00:21:36,122 --> 00:21:36,730
Oh god, I'm so
glad you're here.

533
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:37,339
Eeeeek!

534
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,339
My God.

535
00:21:40,439 --> 00:21:41,839
Okay, Kyle looks
really good.

536
00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:42,839
(snickering)

537
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,340
Oh, yeah. You're
definitely gonna throw

538
00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,959
your back out
carrying these.

539
00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:50,889
Yeah.

540
00:21:50,889 --> 00:21:51,889
Well.

541
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,110
Maybe I would.

542
00:21:53,809 --> 00:21:54,809
Maybe I wouldn't.

543
00:21:54,809 --> 00:21:55,363
Ope-

544
00:21:55,363 --> 00:21:55,891
Ey-Yupe

545
00:21:55,891 --> 00:21:56,499
Hey.

546
00:21:56,499 --> 00:21:57,608
(laughing)

547
00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:58,209
I almost got him, dude.
I almost got him.

548
00:21:58,209 --> 00:21:58,730
Dude, you did.

549
00:21:58,730 --> 00:21:59,730
Okay. Well,
you got these.

550
00:21:59,769 --> 00:22:00,769
My bags are in
my car. Alright?

551
00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:01,550
Cool.

552
00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:02,550
Dick.

553
00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:10,459
Hey.

554
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:11,900
Hey.

555
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:15,679
You need some help?

556
00:22:16,899 --> 00:22:17,899
I mean...

557
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,799
would you mind?

558
00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:20,819
mmm-mm

559
00:22:20,819 --> 00:22:21,819
Please?

560
00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:22,399
Yeah-

561
00:22:22,399 --> 00:22:23,399
Thanks.

562
00:22:23,799 --> 00:22:24,799
Good luck.

563
00:22:25,519 --> 00:22:27,699
Yeah. Thanks.

564
00:22:27,699 --> 00:22:28,699
I gotta go help Derek.

565
00:22:28,699 --> 00:22:29,504
(girl noises)

566
00:22:29,504 --> 00:22:30,939
Uhhh, okay.

567
00:22:30,939 --> 00:22:32,059
Hey, Scott.

568
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:33,980
Do you mind
getting mine too?

569
00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,155
When you have a second?

570
00:22:37,159 --> 00:22:37,880
Um.

571
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,199
Yeah, totally. Ummm-

572
00:22:39,699 --> 00:22:41,279
Just let me take
care of this first.

573
00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:43,000
Oh, yeah. No
problem. Thank you.

574
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,419
Keys are in-the ignition.

575
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,500
When you have a
second? Thanks.

576
00:22:47,219 --> 00:22:48,219
Of course they are.

577
00:22:50,393 --> 00:22:52,395
[sighs]

578
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:07,618
Fuck.

579
00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,900
So, what are we
supposed to do out here

580
00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:16,100
these next
couple of days?

581
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,120
(ominous breathing)

582
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,520
Uh, camp? Explore?

583
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,020
There's a lake up here.

584
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,240
We can go swimming.

585
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:22,960
Ooh.

586
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:23,960
We should definitely
go swimming.

587
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,160
Tiff, I got that bikini I've
been dying to show you.

588
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,600
It's a good idea, right?

589
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,819
Swim in lake
full of fish.

590
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,960
That shit.

591
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:31,440
It's basically a
lake full of shit.

592
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,360
I don't know.

593
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,360
Ew.

594
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,000
Oh my god, you
guys. It's fine.

595
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,080
It's a nice lake,
with clean water.

596
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,280
Kyle's the only one here

597
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,000
that's full of shit.

598
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,620
I don't know about
you guys but,

599
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,340
I'm really looking forward
to doing some hiking.

600
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:44,300
Me too.

601
00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:45,940
I'm also down
for some hiking.

602
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,740
As long as I get to
stay behind Tiffany,

603
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,700
that way I get the best
view in the woods.

604
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,720
(giggles)

605
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,220
Baby, that's so sweet.

606
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,340
Aww. That is
really sweet.

607
00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:55,206
Right?

608
00:23:55,206 --> 00:23:56,206
(more giggles)

609
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,300
Gross.

610
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,480
Gross.

611
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,670
You okay, Jess?

612
00:24:07,910 --> 00:24:08,910
Yeah.

613
00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:09,910
I just...

614
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,110
I get the feeling
things are still kind

615
00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:13,130
of uncomfortable
for Michelle.

616
00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:15,170
Come on, Jess, ehh-

617
00:24:15,309 --> 00:24:16,930
-she should be
over it by now.

618
00:24:17,670 --> 00:24:18,690
Yeah, I mean...

619
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:20,309
I guess, you're
probably right. I-

620
00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:21,730
It's fine.

621
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,610
Look, once we all
start drinking,

622
00:24:23,790 --> 00:24:24,890
no one's going to
even care anymore.

623
00:24:25,809 --> 00:24:26,809
Let's catch up to em.

624
00:24:27,210 --> 00:24:28,210
Okay.

625
00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:36,110
Ladies and gentlemen,

626
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:37,810
if I could have your
attention, please.

627
00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:40,150
For the greater good
of this trip, for a

628
00:24:40,150 --> 00:24:40,990
fun-filled,

629
00:24:40,990 --> 00:24:42,510
nature-filled
bonding experience,

630
00:24:42,770 --> 00:24:44,330
I will be taking
everyone's cell phones.

631
00:24:44,490 --> 00:24:45,490
I know it's terrible,

632
00:24:45,930 --> 00:24:47,170
but I feel like it will

633
00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:48,630
boost group morale.

634
00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:49,490
If you will.

635
00:24:49,490 --> 00:24:51,170
So Scotty, buddy, if I
could start with you man

636
00:24:51,269 --> 00:24:53,390
if you wouldn't mind putting
the phone in the bag, sir.

637
00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,050
I know you called me
on it this morning,

638
00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:57,850
so no attitude
would be awesome.

639
00:24:58,269 --> 00:24:59,330
Thanks, chief. I
appreciate it.

640
00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,090
Yeah.

641
00:25:00,090 --> 00:25:02,290
I know. You hate me,
but I promise you,

642
00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:03,210
it'll be better
for the group.

643
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:03,970
If you wouldn't mind,

644
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:04,970
just... I'll take that.

645
00:25:05,090 --> 00:25:06,090
Thank you very
much, Michelle.

646
00:25:06,550 --> 00:25:08,250
We'll get a great
kick out of this.

647
00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:09,370
Thank you very
much, queen.

648
00:25:09,730 --> 00:25:10,830
Jules, if you
wouldn't mind...

649
00:25:11,769 --> 00:25:12,769
I like that lock screen.

650
00:25:13,170 --> 00:25:14,170
Thank you.

651
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,170
D-Man, if you
wouldn't mind,

652
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,490
putting the phone
in the bag, buddy.

653
00:25:17,170 --> 00:25:18,550
I promise you, I won't
have to go through any

654
00:25:19,130 --> 00:25:20,570
uh, you know,
Instagram ho's.

655
00:25:21,130 --> 00:25:22,130
I don't know what
you're talking about.

656
00:25:22,130 --> 00:25:22,509
Tiffany.

657
00:25:22,509 --> 00:25:22,907
No no no-

658
00:25:22,907 --> 00:25:23,419
I know.

659
00:25:23,419 --> 00:25:23,970
Please. - I'm sorry.

660
00:25:23,970 --> 00:25:24,970
I know. It's the worst.

661
00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:26,930
But guys,

662
00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:27,930
we're nature, right?

663
00:25:28,090 --> 00:25:29,090
Let's have some fun.

664
00:25:29,350 --> 00:25:30,350
I'm gonna put
these in the car.

665
00:25:30,969 --> 00:25:31,969
It's for the
best, it's for-

666
00:25:31,969 --> 00:25:32,969
It's for us.

667
00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:34,370
And I promise you, we're
gonna have a great weekend.

668
00:25:34,930 --> 00:25:36,150
You'll get these back
at the end of the trip.

669
00:25:37,530 --> 00:25:38,530
I love you and
good night.

670
00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:41,810
Now what are we
supposed to do?

671
00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:44,270
(whack)

672
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:51,250
Mmm.

673
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,829
So, anybody got
a scary story?

674
00:25:56,130 --> 00:25:57,130
I do.

675
00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:58,430
Anybody?

676
00:25:58,670 --> 00:25:59,810
Hey, you know I do.

677
00:26:00,150 --> 00:26:01,370
Anybody but Kyle.

678
00:26:02,150 --> 00:26:03,950
Why don't we want to
hear Kyle's story?

679
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,020
Thank you.

680
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:08,010
Cuz it's stupid. And
it's about these woods.

681
00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:09,869
Translation, it gives
her nightmares.

682
00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:12,630
You tell this story
while I'm here, and

683
00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,150
you'll be sleeping
with me to find out if

684
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,150
I have any nightmares.

685
00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:16,269
Okay.

686
00:26:18,105 --> 00:26:19,337
Like, you don't have
to listen to it.

687
00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,609
I want to hear
your story, Kyle.

688
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:22,750
Thank you. Exactly.

689
00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:26,870
Okay. Fine. Tell your
story. I'm going to

690
00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:27,930
get my stuff
ready for bed.

691
00:26:28,190 --> 00:26:29,870
Jess. Jess. Jess.

692
00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:31,590
Could you get my
stuff ready too?

693
00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:33,530
You're such a
fucking asshole.

694
00:26:37,559 --> 00:26:38,559
That's what I'm
talking about-

695
00:26:38,779 --> 00:26:39,779
I love you.

696
00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,039
I think the real reason
Jess hates this story,

697
00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:44,980
is because her family
lives near these woods.

698
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,240
Like people around here,

699
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,620
they believe this shit
actually happened.

700
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:51,740
So you guys want
to hear it?

701
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:52,629
Mmm-hmm.

702
00:26:52,629 --> 00:26:53,629
(slurping)

703
00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:56,070
Twenty years ago,

704
00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:57,790
The Wallace family
lived right here.

705
00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:00,630
Right in these
exact woods.

706
00:27:03,442 --> 00:27:08,498
[baby crying]

707
00:27:15,899 --> 00:27:18,039
Can't you get this little
bastard to shut up!?

708
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,620
I really wish you

709
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,980
wouldn't call
him that, James.

710
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,240
Why not, Ethel?

711
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:24,980
He's just some
asshole's kid.

712
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,740
Why shouldn't I
call him names?

713
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,519
He ain't ever going
to be a Wallace.

714
00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:29,840
He's never done

715
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,649
anything to hurt
anybody. Okay.

716
00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:32,980
That's your excuse
for everything.

717
00:27:33,259 --> 00:27:34,579
He never hurt anybody.

718
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,839
Well this little fucker
cries all the time.

719
00:27:37,059 --> 00:27:38,680
i haven't had a decent
night's sleep in weeks.

720
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,500
I'm sorry. Babies
cry. Okay.

721
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:44,259
Yeah, well shit stain
here is expensive too

722
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,340
Baby food might as
well be made of gold

723
00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:47,380
as much as I pay for it.

724
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,260
Okay. You know what?
We'll scrape money

725
00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:51,760
together. We always
figure it out.

726
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,539
Spoken like a true woman.

727
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,880
Y'all just think
money grows on trees.

728
00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:57,880
We live in the goddamn
woods. I've never

729
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,019
seen a fucking
money tree.

730
00:27:59,019 --> 00:28:00,019
Okay, and you know what?

731
00:28:00,331 --> 00:28:01,331
I'll go get a job
in town. Okay?

732
00:28:02,317 --> 00:28:04,000
Great. You get to
go out whoring.

733
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,279
While I gotta raise
this little bastard.

734
00:28:05,279 --> 00:28:06,760
uh ok-

735
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,760
- I never cheated
on you, okay?

736
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,279
I was raped.

737
00:28:09,279 --> 00:28:10,400
(cries)

738
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,696
(baby crying)

739
00:28:11,696 --> 00:28:13,063
No baby, it's okay.

740
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,519
We should have buried this
ugly bastard in the woods.

741
00:28:18,779 --> 00:28:20,519
Listening to you bitch
and moan about a dead kid

742
00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:21,280
would be a helluva
lot better

743
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,299
than listening to
this shit stain.

744
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:25,200
He's just an innocent
little baby boy.

745
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,839
Who never hurt anybody!

746
00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:29,220
Never hurt
anybody, my ass.

747
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,960
I got to raise this
little bastard

748
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,540
because he never
hurt anybody.

749
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,940
No, no. You're
going to raise him-

750
00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:38,160
because I love him.
And you love me.

751
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:42,080
You do love me, right?

752
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,559
Daddy, I just saw a
monster in my closet

753
00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:46,740
and it's giving
me nightmares.

754
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:48,080
Can you get it
to go away?

755
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,360
Daisy, how many times
do I got to tell you?

756
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,440
Monsters aren't real.

757
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,220
It's okay, sweetheart. I
can come up and help you,

758
00:28:54,259 --> 00:28:55,259
with the monster.

759
00:28:55,259 --> 00:28:56,700
No, I want
Daddy to do it.

760
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:00,700
You know what, honey?

761
00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,600
Daddy and I are having an

762
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,280
adult conversation,
so do you think maybe

763
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,780
tonight you can
sleep on your own?

764
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,500
Nah, nah. I'll do it.

765
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,240
I'll come scare
the monsters away.

766
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,380
You go on back to bed.

767
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,380
I'll be right behind you.

768
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,300
Good night, Dawson.

769
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,420
It's going to be okay.

770
00:29:18,019 --> 00:29:19,019
Good night, Daisy.

771
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,049
Oh my!

772
00:29:22,049 --> 00:29:22,848
(gags)

773
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:24,013
(baby crying)

774
00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:26,544
Don't you ever!

775
00:29:26,544 --> 00:29:27,743
Contradict me infront
of my daughter!

776
00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,839
She's the only
kid I have!

777
00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:33,071
(baby crying)

778
00:29:34,802 --> 00:29:36,135
(screams)

779
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,340
Now clean all this up!

780
00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:39,340
Have me a fresh drink
when I get back.

781
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,220
Daddy's coming, sweetie.

782
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:47,632
(baby crying)

783
00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:54,519
Supposedly Ethel Wallace, had
killed her husband, James.

784
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,700
and then cut her
fucking neck, because
she couldn't live

785
00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:58,700
with what she'd done.

786
00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:01,039
God, that's so fucked.

787
00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:02,039
Yeah.

788
00:30:02,119 --> 00:30:03,799
Well, what happened
to Daisy, Kyle?

789
00:30:05,099 --> 00:30:06,779
They found Daisy walking
down the highway,

790
00:30:07,579 --> 00:30:09,539
and they checked her
into the Old Hickory
Mental Institution,

791
00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:10,980
I think she's
still there.

792
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:11,980
What about the baby?

793
00:30:13,119 --> 00:30:14,119
Well, that's the
thing, right?

794
00:30:14,119 --> 00:30:15,119
They never
found the baby.

795
00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:18,059
And there's no records
that Miss Wallace

796
00:30:18,059 --> 00:30:19,059
ever had another child.

797
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,839
It's like this... this
story Daisy concocted to-

798
00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:26,099
to cope with
whatever happened.

799
00:30:26,539 --> 00:30:28,359
It's a spooky
story, Kyle.

800
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:29,900
It is spooky.

801
00:30:30,819 --> 00:30:32,579
And it gets
even spookier.

802
00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:35,400
People that come out
to these woods...

803
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,383
they disappear.

804
00:30:37,383 --> 00:30:38,736
(snap)

805
00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:39,736
Just like that.

806
00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:42,520
It's like there's
something out here.

807
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,000
There's rumors that the

808
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,620
baby brother,
he never left.

809
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,960
That there's this
like feral version of

810
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,540
himself, stalking these

811
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,680
woods, living off
of whatever...

812
00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:57,559
Or whoever he can
get his hands on.

813
00:30:57,559 --> 00:30:58,402
BOOGADY BOOGADY BOOGADY!

814
00:30:58,402 --> 00:31:00,003
(screams)

815
00:31:00,003 --> 00:31:00,887
WHAT'RE YOU KIDS
DOING IN MY WOODS!?

816
00:31:00,887 --> 00:31:01,887
(grunt)

817
00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:04,596
(in pain noises)

818
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:05,320
You-

819
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,760
fucking idiot! Dude,

820
00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:07,940
I coulda killed you!

821
00:31:08,621 --> 00:31:10,480
(laughing)

822
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:11,480
Moron!

823
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:11,868
(laughing)

824
00:31:11,868 --> 00:31:12,256
Ooooo

825
00:31:12,256 --> 00:31:12,645
Huh Uhhh

826
00:31:12,645 --> 00:31:13,054
Ahhh

827
00:31:13,054 --> 00:31:13,559
Ahhhhhh

828
00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:15,200
Is everyone okay?

829
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,500
Fucking Moron,

830
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,799
he popped and
scared all of us.

831
00:31:17,799 --> 00:31:19,359
(mimicing her) Fucking
Moron. He popped out and...

832
00:31:19,359 --> 00:31:19,843
(fart noise)

833
00:31:19,843 --> 00:31:20,473
Shut up.

834
00:31:20,473 --> 00:31:21,055
Oh my God, man.

835
00:31:21,055 --> 00:31:21,636
Who the fuck

836
00:31:21,636 --> 00:31:22,144
invited fucking-

837
00:31:22,144 --> 00:31:22,629
Ewwwww

838
00:31:22,629 --> 00:31:23,114
Michelle.

839
00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:24,180
(grimace)

840
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:26,380
Oh man, Kyle, that was
so fucking funny dude,

841
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,440
that have could not
have gone better.

842
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,500
Holy shit.

843
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:29,075
Ahh HAHA

844
00:31:29,075 --> 00:31:29,597
Wooo!

845
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:30,328
Woah.

846
00:31:30,328 --> 00:31:31,400
Glad you can join us.

847
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,400
Yeah, you know me,
baby. I'm here ta-

848
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,985
wine, dine, 69, and maybe

849
00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:36,041
break some hearts
while I'm at it, huh?

850
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,380
What do we say, fellas?

851
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,280
Well, man, you are
just a tad bit too

852
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,280
late because...

853
00:31:42,399 --> 00:31:43,700
I just grabbed
the last beer.

854
00:31:45,059 --> 00:31:46,700
We severely
underestimated.

855
00:31:48,251 --> 00:31:49,993
Uh, but, you're welcome
to some s'mores.

856
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:52,039
A s'more?

857
00:31:52,571 --> 00:31:53,759
(laughing)

858
00:31:53,759 --> 00:31:54,839
A fucking s'more?

859
00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:57,720
I just see you guys,
raw-dogging marshmallows

860
00:31:57,790 --> 00:31:59,120
I don't even see any
crackers around here.

861
00:31:59,120 --> 00:31:59,639
A s'more?

862
00:31:59,639 --> 00:32:02,020
Girl, what I want,
is some more booze.

863
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:05,299
But uh, you know, I'll
settle for some boobs, huh?

864
00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:05,840
How's it going?

865
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,840
Brandon, nice
to meet you.

866
00:32:07,515 --> 00:32:08,816
Alright. Well uhhh...

867
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,280
Julie's...

868
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:11,220
preoccupied.

869
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,259
But uh, Michelle's
single.

870
00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:15,160
I'd rather be dead.

871
00:32:16,079 --> 00:32:17,079
Jesus Christ, okay.

872
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:18,260
Uh...

873
00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:20,639
That's everybody?

874
00:32:21,099 --> 00:32:22,099
That's seriously
everyone?

875
00:32:22,139 --> 00:32:23,139
Are you fucking s- Kyle!

876
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,420
You invited me to a
party in the woods, man.

877
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,820
When you said a
party in the woods,

878
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,860
I pictured enough
booze to drown in.

879
00:32:29,099 --> 00:32:30,880
You know, some weed,
some kush, some gas,

880
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,560
some ecstasy maybe, and

881
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,600
like at least...

882
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,520
Three strippers!

883
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,700
Dude it's, a party
in the woods,

884
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,760
not a rave in Miami.

885
00:32:38,899 --> 00:32:39,800
Yeah.

886
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,300
Well why, did
I bring these?

887
00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:43,360
You really broke my heart

888
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,360
with this one, Kyle.

889
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:45,700
What the fuck?

890
00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:47,940
You know what? Fuck this.

891
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,080
The vibes cooked,

892
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,440
and you dorks
are the chefs.

893
00:32:50,819 --> 00:32:52,299
Thanks for
nothing and uh...

894
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:54,200
enjoy your miserable
lives dorks.

895
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,200
Hey, Brandon. Uh, while
you're out, can you

896
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,500
pick up some Jello shots?

897
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Hey, Tiffany?

898
00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:02,060
Can you uh,

899
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,060
get rotated?

900
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:03,360
Idiot.

901
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,406
(laughing)

902
00:33:04,406 --> 00:33:05,519
Loser!

903
00:33:05,519 --> 00:33:06,519
What does that mean?

904
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:07,900
Bye, Brandon.

905
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,141
(Coyote howling)

906
00:33:12,141 --> 00:33:16,084
(fire crackling)

907
00:33:20,823 --> 00:33:23,706
(in the distance)
Fucking Kyle, man.

908
00:33:23,706 --> 00:33:25,826
and his lame ass
woods party.

909
00:33:25,826 --> 00:33:28,112
You could be fucking
Michelle man...

910
00:33:28,112 --> 00:33:30,300
Nice going asshole...

911
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,791
Ahh, she's just so
fucking hot, though.

912
00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:36,900
Shit.

913
00:33:37,656 --> 00:33:38,656
Fuck.

914
00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:40,510
Get lost in the woods.

915
00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:41,849
Wander off and get
lost in the woods.

916
00:33:41,849 --> 00:33:43,849
Classic, Brandon.
Nice move, man.

917
00:33:46,205 --> 00:33:48,333
Fuck. Alright.

918
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:49,333
Which way?

919
00:33:49,475 --> 00:33:50,475
Left?

920
00:33:50,527 --> 00:33:51,527
Or right?

921
00:33:53,309 --> 00:33:55,273
Left? orrrr Right?

922
00:34:02,114 --> 00:34:03,114
Left it is.

923
00:34:05,191 --> 00:34:07,810
Ahhh I'm fucking done
with the woods man.

924
00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:08,810
Get me the hell
out of here!

925
00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:13,033
Oh.

926
00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:14,964
Holy shit.

927
00:34:16,092 --> 00:34:17,092
Hello?

928
00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:18,303
Huh.

929
00:34:19,136 --> 00:34:20,136
Uh...

930
00:34:22,998 --> 00:34:23,998
Anybody in here?

931
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,090
I'm, uh...

932
00:34:28,629 --> 00:34:30,309
I'm looking for, uh...

933
00:34:31,509 --> 00:34:32,509
the gift shop.

934
00:34:32,545 --> 00:34:33,545
(laughs)

935
00:34:34,049 --> 00:34:35,049
Or...

936
00:34:35,330 --> 00:34:36,929
I don't know, maybe
a strip club.

937
00:34:39,131 --> 00:34:40,131
Hello?

938
00:34:42,929 --> 00:34:44,620
Sorry to bother
you. I, uh...

939
00:34:45,310 --> 00:34:46,310
I come in peace.

940
00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:46,909
(laughs)

941
00:34:46,909 --> 00:34:47,909
You know?

942
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:51,920
I'm coming in.

943
00:34:52,853 --> 00:34:53,754
Oh!

944
00:34:53,754 --> 00:34:54,755
PFFFF!

945
00:34:54,755 --> 00:34:55,755
Oh my God.

946
00:34:59,425 --> 00:35:00,425
Woah!

947
00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:01,860
Big spider.

948
00:35:02,739 --> 00:35:03,739
Uh...

949
00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:05,540
Anybody in here?

950
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,079
I'm not just trying to
barge into your house-

951
00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:09,079
I just...

952
00:35:09,925 --> 00:35:10,925
need some direction.

953
00:35:11,607 --> 00:35:12,663
(WHACK!)

954
00:35:16,587 --> 00:35:19,820
(groaning)

955
00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:21,469
Fuck, no!

956
00:35:21,469 --> 00:35:22,492
No! Please!

957
00:35:22,492 --> 00:35:24,537
(crying) Please!!!

958
00:35:24,537 --> 00:35:29,055
(groaning)

959
00:35:34,101 --> 00:35:36,114
(screaming)

960
00:35:36,114 --> 00:35:37,202
Mommy!

961
00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:38,290
Ahhh!!!

962
00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:18,830
(outside tent) Hey,
guys. Let's do better
about putting

963
00:36:18,830 --> 00:36:20,290
this fire out before
we go to bed, huh?

964
00:36:24,572 --> 00:36:26,563
Good morning, what's
up boss man?

965
00:36:26,563 --> 00:36:29,469
Dude I cannot catch a single
fucking fish out there.

966
00:36:30,742 --> 00:36:32,374
At least there's no
fish shit in it either.

967
00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:35,215
Probably has something to
do with the fact that

968
00:36:35,215 --> 00:36:38,088
you're using
the wrong bait.

969
00:36:38,088 --> 00:36:39,088
Kudos to you for
getting up this morning
and going fishing.

970
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,120
If you would have
caught something,

971
00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,380
we gotta figure out
how to flay it, so.

972
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,820
Flaying a fish
isn't that bad.

973
00:36:44,999 --> 00:36:46,020
It's gutting a deer that

974
00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:47,020
takes a little
bit of skill.

975
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:48,760
Can we please
stop talking

976
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,220
about gutting and
flaying things?

977
00:36:53,829 --> 00:36:54,950
Hey, Tiff, don't
forget about all the

978
00:36:54,950 --> 00:36:56,410
fish shit you have to
clean off, though.

979
00:36:56,889 --> 00:36:57,889
Don't call me Tiff.

980
00:37:01,789 --> 00:37:03,969
Morning, Julie.
How'd you sleep?

981
00:37:03,969 --> 00:37:05,566
Kyle's story
last night gave

982
00:37:06,836 --> 00:37:07,836
me some interesting
dreams.

983
00:37:09,049 --> 00:37:10,690
Nothing really,
scary though.

984
00:37:11,210 --> 00:37:12,969
So, did Brandon
with her come back?

985
00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:14,170
Hell no.

986
00:37:14,769 --> 00:37:15,950
Nah, knowing him, he
probably went to a

987
00:37:15,950 --> 00:37:17,250
strip club and
he's still there.

988
00:37:18,049 --> 00:37:19,369
So, what are we
doing today?

989
00:37:19,649 --> 00:37:21,089
Uh, anything you
want, really.

990
00:37:21,549 --> 00:37:22,670
I think some of
us are gonna

991
00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:23,730
go swimming, if
you wanna come?

992
00:37:26,449 --> 00:37:28,649
Yeah, I think I'll
just go for a walk.

993
00:37:28,969 --> 00:37:30,089
It's really
beautiful out here.

994
00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:31,609
Except for the bugs.

995
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,850
Well, I think that
we're gonna get

996
00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:36,370
started on that
swimming idea.

997
00:37:37,010 --> 00:37:38,149
I'll come with you guys.

998
00:37:40,990 --> 00:37:42,070
Kyle, are you gonna come?

999
00:37:43,390 --> 00:37:44,630
Uh, yeah, in a bit.

1000
00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:47,610
Okay. I'll see you there.

1001
00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:50,150
Alright, see ya.

1002
00:38:01,849 --> 00:38:03,289
I saw you last night.

1003
00:38:06,809 --> 00:38:08,250
Okay. I saw you too.

1004
00:38:09,469 --> 00:38:10,569
Oh, don't play stupid.

1005
00:38:11,369 --> 00:38:12,489
I saw you with Julie.

1006
00:38:13,409 --> 00:38:14,409
With... Okay.

1007
00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:16,750
I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.

1008
00:38:16,810 --> 00:38:17,950
Because if
there's anything

1009
00:38:17,950 --> 00:38:18,849
that jumps out
of the woods,

1010
00:38:18,849 --> 00:38:20,869
I won't protect any
other girls except...

1011
00:38:20,869 --> 00:38:22,989
Jess, hold on.
Wait. I'm not...

1012
00:38:23,389 --> 00:38:24,389
Jess!

1013
00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:31,060
So, uh...

1014
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,680
You really think
you're gonna go for a

1015
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,319
walk instead of swimming?

1016
00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:39,059
Yeah, I mean, it's
gonna be real tense

1017
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:40,860
with Jessica,
Kyle, and Julie,

1018
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,660
all in the same
place. Add bikinis?

1019
00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:44,900
Yeah.

1020
00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:46,000
I think I'd rather just

1021
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,380
take a walk
alone. Thank you.

1022
00:38:48,819 --> 00:38:50,210
I get it. Totally fair.

1023
00:38:50,210 --> 00:38:51,760
Uh, do you want company?

1024
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,760
I'm good. Thank you.

1025
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:56,960
Sure.

1026
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,980
Yeah, this is all very
over-simulating to me

1027
00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:00,799
so I would rather
just be by myself.

1028
00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:02,600
Alright. I get it. Cool.

1029
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,299
Well, um... Have
a good time.

1030
00:39:05,559 --> 00:39:06,559
You know where we'll be.

1031
00:39:06,899 --> 00:39:07,599
Okay.

1032
00:39:07,599 --> 00:39:11,110
Yeah. I'll just, um...

1033
00:39:17,699 --> 00:39:20,500
In "Much Ado About
Nothing" Beatrice calls

1034
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,159
the Devil an old cuckold.

1035
00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:23,055
Oh, SHIT!

1036
00:39:23,055 --> 00:39:24,050
(Tire Squeals!)

1037
00:39:24,050 --> 00:39:24,714
The fuck are we doing?

1038
00:39:24,714 --> 00:39:25,610
Woah!

1039
00:39:25,610 --> 00:39:26,739
What are we doing?

1040
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:27,739
Y'all are illiterate.

1041
00:39:27,739 --> 00:39:28,799
That's why you should
be wearing a seatbelt.

1042
00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:31,059
What are we doing?
You'll find out.

1043
00:39:31,059 --> 00:39:31,919
Ahhh Haaa

1044
00:39:31,919 --> 00:39:32,939
Fucking answer!

1045
00:39:32,939 --> 00:39:36,939
(laughing)

1046
00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:38,139
Fucking cocksucker.

1047
00:39:38,539 --> 00:39:39,919
Shut the fuck up, Junior.

1048
00:39:40,319 --> 00:39:41,379
Bitch what? What?

1049
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,057
Hey, we're getting out?

1050
00:39:45,057 --> 00:39:46,040
Yeah.

1051
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,040
Shit.

1052
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:48,100
Help me Bobby.

1053
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,060
Can I carry you?

1054
00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:50,060
Yeah.

1055
00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:50,630
Ooooo

1056
00:39:50,630 --> 00:39:51,126
Yeahooooo!

1057
00:39:51,126 --> 00:39:51,672
Wooo!

1058
00:39:51,672 --> 00:39:52,813
(laughing)

1059
00:39:52,813 --> 00:39:53,880
Ain't this the truck from
the Slick Pig yesterday?

1060
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,860
Must belong to them big
mouth city fuckers.

1061
00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:57,740
Ahhh yeah man.
Fuck those guys!

1062
00:39:58,340 --> 00:39:59,680
Hey, yo, they did
have some pretty hot

1063
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:00,620
tail on them, though.

1064
00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:02,620
I'm sure they're probably
out here camping.

1065
00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:04,780
H-huh huhhh man.

1066
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:05,220
Hey, dude-

1067
00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:06,039
it must be our lucky day.

1068
00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:06,928
(gibberish)

1069
00:40:06,928 --> 00:40:07,920
I'm a- I'm gonna
give you a

1070
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,606
scratch-off when we
get back into town.

1071
00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:08,975
Hey, look, look...

1072
00:40:08,975 --> 00:40:09,719
Mhmmm.

1073
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:10,820
I bet you a
cold one later.

1074
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,440
They're somewhere
out here close.

1075
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,500
What are we gonna
do if we find em?

1076
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:16,480
Well, these woods are
supposed to be haunted

1077
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,220
so let's go get them

1078
00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:18,000
something to
be scared of.

1079
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:18,649
(laughing)

1080
00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:19,300
Straight up, brother.

1081
00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:20,300
Let's fucking do it.

1082
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:21,540
Should be pretty easy

1083
00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:22,294
to snag one of em up.

1084
00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:23,200
Mmmm (snap).

1085
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,200
What about the chicks?

1086
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:25,460
Well Bobby Joe
and Sherry,

1087
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,480
they could take
care of the chicks.

1088
00:40:26,539 --> 00:40:27,539
Ain't that right, girls?

1089
00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:28,920
Uh, I think Bobby Joe

1090
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,420
could do it all
by herself.

1091
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,740
Mm-mm.

1092
00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:34,918
(kissing noises)

1093
00:40:34,918 --> 00:40:35,646
Yeah, we gotta get a pride
flag up on the fuckin-

1094
00:40:35,646 --> 00:40:36,800
up on the truck, brother.

1095
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,800
You know I could.

1096
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:38,200
I know.

1097
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,060
You know I could! Hey!

1098
00:40:39,060 --> 00:40:39,439
HEY HEY HEY!

1099
00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:39,898
Hey, easy bitch!

1100
00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:40,340
You know I could!

1101
00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:40,577
All right.

1102
00:40:40,577 --> 00:40:41,057
(making dog noises)

1103
00:40:41,057 --> 00:40:41,640
Fuck off.

1104
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,160
Why you never kiss
me like that, Earl?

1105
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:43,958
Huh?

1106
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:44,800
You never kissed
me like that.

1107
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,080
I would kiss you like
that if you didn't

1108
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,080
smell like fucking beer.

1109
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,300
I love fucking beer.

1110
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:49,300
Shit. is that
mine or yours?

1111
00:40:50,675 --> 00:40:52,134
(music on
speaker playing)

1112
00:40:52,134 --> 00:40:55,718
(laughing in
the distance)

1113
00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:06,970
Hey, babe.

1114
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:08,610
I bet you'd love to do

1115
00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:09,690
some skinny dipping, huh?

1116
00:41:11,890 --> 00:41:13,210
You mean like this?

1117
00:41:16,636 --> 00:41:17,789
(laughs)

1118
00:41:17,789 --> 00:41:18,789
Not happening.

1119
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:20,710
Aw, come on, Tiff.

1120
00:41:21,649 --> 00:41:22,669
Don't call me Tiff.

1121
00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:27,580
I don't mind
skinny dipping.

1122
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:29,339
It's what being one with

1123
00:41:29,339 --> 00:41:30,620
nature is all
about, right?

1124
00:41:31,139 --> 00:41:32,440
I couldn't agree more.

1125
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,699
You're really
gonna do it?

1126
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,080
Sure. Why not?

1127
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,320
Hey, Kyle.

1128
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,599
Julie's going
skinny dipping!

1129
00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:41,599
Oh, fuck.

1130
00:41:42,779 --> 00:41:43,779
Wait, no.

1131
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,440
No, no, no, babe.

1132
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,440
Come on.

1133
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,440
You gotta come back out

1134
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:48,460
and do it again, please.

1135
00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:50,559
Sorry, babe.

1136
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:52,260
Hey, Julie.

1137
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,529
It's not actually skinny

1138
00:41:53,529 --> 00:41:55,500
dipping unless
you're fully naked.

1139
00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:57,940
Okay, then.

1140
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:06,020
Well, I don't know
about y'all, but I'm

1141
00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:07,020
not that comfortable.

1142
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:09,339
But at least I know I

1143
00:42:09,339 --> 00:42:10,259
look good in this bikini.

1144
00:42:10,259 --> 00:42:11,505
(laughs)

1145
00:42:11,505 --> 00:42:12,505
Damn straight you do.

1146
00:42:19,443 --> 00:42:20,443
(glass break)

1147
00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:29,754
(twig snap)

1148
00:42:29,874 --> 00:42:32,727
Y'all, look at Earl walk.

1149
00:42:32,727 --> 00:42:34,399
(mimics a trombone sound)

1150
00:42:34,399 --> 00:42:35,154
Gotta kick in his ass.

1151
00:42:35,154 --> 00:42:36,433
(laughing)

1152
00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:38,205
That's pretty good.

1153
00:42:38,205 --> 00:42:38,992
Would y'all shut
the fuck up.

1154
00:42:38,992 --> 00:42:40,239
(laughing)

1155
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,239
I'm bored.

1156
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:41,900
Shut up.

1157
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:42,519
I wanna go home.

1158
00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:43,519
Keep moving.

1159
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:44,199
Ahh fuck come on, man.

1160
00:42:44,199 --> 00:42:45,199
This place sucks-

1161
00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:45,687
ASS!

1162
00:42:45,687 --> 00:42:46,279
Would you-

1163
00:42:46,279 --> 00:42:46,870
Shut the fuck up Junior!

1164
00:42:46,870 --> 00:42:47,400
Shut the fuck up Junior!

1165
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,400
Shut the fuck up!

1166
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,550
We ain't going back

1167
00:42:49,550 --> 00:42:50,184
Gimme that fuckin hat!

1168
00:42:50,184 --> 00:42:51,320
until we find these
motherfuckers

1169
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,280
and teach em a lesson!

1170
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,440
Yeah, I wanna
see the fuckers

1171
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,559
who beat my cuck's ass.

1172
00:42:54,559 --> 00:42:56,679
They didn't beat
my ass, Sherry!

1173
00:42:56,679 --> 00:42:58,179
That ain't what we heard.

1174
00:42:58,179 --> 00:42:58,900
Besides, if you don't

1175
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,080
want me hanging
up on you,

1176
00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:01,360
I know someone who does.

1177
00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,420
Hell, yeah.

1178
00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:03,440
(kissing noises)

1179
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,440
Would you look
at these two?

1180
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,440
Yeah, I'm looking.

1181
00:43:05,860 --> 00:43:06,860
Can you keep your tongue

1182
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:08,180
out of her mouth
for two hours

1183
00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:09,700
so we can go find
these motherfuckers?

1184
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,920
Fuck you, Earl.

1185
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,260
Go fist yourself.

1186
00:43:12,559 --> 00:43:13,980
Why are you always
talking about fisting?

1187
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:15,179
Don't be a fucking prude.
Cuz I like to fist.

1188
00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:17,159
Yeah, don't be
a prude, Earl.

1189
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,380
Shut the fuck up.

1190
00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:19,235
Why?

1191
00:43:19,235 --> 00:43:20,068
Shut the fuck up. I
can't belive you.

1192
00:43:20,068 --> 00:43:20,860
Jesus, I was on your
side on that one.

1193
00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:21,860
I thought we were
fucking cool.

1194
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,920
No one likes you.

1195
00:43:23,099 --> 00:43:24,099
No, none of us are
cool with you.

1196
00:43:24,099 --> 00:43:24,300
Why?

1197
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,300
Man, all you do
is complain.

1198
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,380
I'm bored.

1199
00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:28,380
Shut up.

1200
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:35,940
Hey.

1201
00:43:36,019 --> 00:43:37,019
Hey.

1202
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:38,700
Hey, guess who I just um-

1203
00:43:38,740 --> 00:43:39,740
ran into on the trail?

1204
00:43:40,219 --> 00:43:41,219
Who?

1205
00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:42,360
Those guys from
the restaurant.

1206
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,100
Oh, God. Um-

1207
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:45,019
Are you all right?

1208
00:43:45,019 --> 00:43:46,340
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

1209
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:47,500
I mean, they didn't see

1210
00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,800
me and I didn't
like stay.

1211
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,260
It sounded like
they were leaving

1212
00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:51,680
but I uh, I don't know.

1213
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:52,860
Okay.

1214
00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:53,680
Well lets hope they do.

1215
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,360
I mean,

1216
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,619
it's the thing we
need right now.

1217
00:43:55,619 --> 00:43:57,621
Well, if they
do, Scott and I

1218
00:43:57,621 --> 00:43:58,659
can always uh,

1219
00:43:58,659 --> 00:44:00,840
Kick their ass.

1220
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:03,719
How does that go again?

1221
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,320
Are you giving
me an attitude?

1222
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:07,580
Listen, Mr. Champion,
you're not the only

1223
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:08,580
one who knows
about boxing.

1224
00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:09,960
Come over here and show
me a thing or two.

1225
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,600
Come over there?

1226
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:10,880
Yeah.

1227
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,720
Come over here,
motherfucker.

1228
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,680
What's up?

1229
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,500
I'm not scared of you.

1230
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,500
I- I don't know.

1231
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:17,471
Ope-

1232
00:44:17,471 --> 00:44:18,300
Giv me-

1233
00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:19,880
Hit me with anothe one.

1234
00:44:20,019 --> 00:44:21,019
I got you.

1235
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:22,660
Are you really going to
eat those off the ground?

1236
00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:24,580
Five second rule.

1237
00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:26,860
They're clean enough.

1238
00:44:30,372 --> 00:44:31,449
There ya go.

1239
00:44:31,449 --> 00:44:32,449
Thank you.

1240
00:44:33,910 --> 00:44:36,330
All right, boys and
girls, it has been

1241
00:44:36,330 --> 00:44:37,430
brought to my attention

1242
00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:38,549
that we need-

1243
00:44:38,849 --> 00:44:40,069
a group activity.

1244
00:44:41,210 --> 00:44:43,609
So I suggest, we do
some hide and seek.

1245
00:44:44,825 --> 00:44:46,823
Boo.

1246
00:44:46,823 --> 00:44:47,823
Boring.

1247
00:44:48,259 --> 00:44:49,259
All right.

1248
00:44:49,779 --> 00:44:52,359
Uh, with the added motivation
for some of you...

1249
00:44:53,819 --> 00:44:55,599
We'll toss some truth
or dare into the mix.

1250
00:44:56,019 --> 00:44:57,159
Still boring,.

1251
00:44:57,159 --> 00:44:57,759
Nahhh.

1252
00:44:57,759 --> 00:44:58,489
Fine.

1253
00:44:58,489 --> 00:45:00,480
Uh, to spice things up-

1254
00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:02,180
We will...

1255
00:45:03,839 --> 00:45:06,220
If you're caught, the
dare is to whip out

1256
00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:07,220
your titties
or your dick.

1257
00:45:08,899 --> 00:45:10,100
All right.

1258
00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:11,540
I'm listening.

1259
00:45:11,660 --> 00:45:14,480
Um Jess, I uh
thought you were

1260
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,600
uncomfortable
showing your tits.

1261
00:45:17,079 --> 00:45:19,079
Mmm-maybe you just
inspired me, Julie.

1262
00:45:19,379 --> 00:45:20,379
I'm it.

1263
00:45:20,419 --> 00:45:21,620
So who wants to be it?

1264
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,240
Me.

1265
00:45:23,939 --> 00:45:24,939
Jess, me.

1266
00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:25,379
Come on.

1267
00:45:25,379 --> 00:45:26,299
Oh, God.

1268
00:45:26,299 --> 00:45:26,740
Come on.

1269
00:45:26,740 --> 00:45:27,439
Make it me.

1270
00:45:27,439 --> 00:45:28,220
Me.

1271
00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:29,220
All right, Derek's it.

1272
00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:30,180
Yes!

1273
00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:31,700
I'm going to see all

1274
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,120
your titties tonight.

1275
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,600
If you find us.

1276
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,120
I just found Tiffany.

1277
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,420
Okay, well, we
haven't started yet.

1278
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:44,900
Come on.

1279
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,880
Okay, so how do we
know when we're

1280
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:47,880
supposed to come back?

1281
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,340
How about you just

1282
00:45:49,340 --> 00:45:51,440
scream when you've
been found?

1283
00:45:53,098 --> 00:45:54,098
I like that.

1284
00:45:54,098 --> 00:45:54,936
We cool?

1285
00:45:54,936 --> 00:45:55,900
Yeah.

1286
00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:58,480
All right, Derek,
on the count

1287
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,540
of 30, you start
your hunting.

1288
00:46:00,107 --> 00:46:01,107
Alright.

1289
00:46:01,914 --> 00:46:02,929
1, 2, 3, 4

1290
00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:04,829
Uhhh we haven't
started yet.

1291
00:46:04,829 --> 00:46:05,529
Slow down.

1292
00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:06,610
and add a Mississippi or

1293
00:46:06,610 --> 00:46:07,690
something between
those numbers.

1294
00:46:08,170 --> 00:46:09,170
Okay, okay.

1295
00:46:09,614 --> 00:46:10,849
Ok...

1296
00:46:10,849 --> 00:46:11,849
You've all been warned.

1297
00:46:12,989 --> 00:46:14,150
On the count of three.

1298
00:46:14,449 --> 00:46:15,449
Three.

1299
00:46:15,449 --> 00:46:15,950
Oh, shit.

1300
00:46:15,950 --> 00:46:16,950
One Mississippi,

1301
00:46:17,029 --> 00:46:18,310
Two big old titties.

1302
00:46:19,283 --> 00:46:20,409
Who hit me with
a marshmallow?

1303
00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:21,410
Three Mississippi,

1304
00:46:22,370 --> 00:46:23,370
Four boobs.

1305
00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,489
This is fucking stupid.

1306
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:27,510
Five,

1307
00:46:27,510 --> 00:46:28,629
Six tatas.

1308
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,030
I'm coming.

1309
00:47:05,950 --> 00:47:08,330
And I'm ready
to see boobs.

1310
00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:10,990
Un-uh.

1311
00:47:10,990 --> 00:47:11,990
Un-uh.

1312
00:47:11,990 --> 00:47:12,743
(scoffs)

1313
00:47:12,743 --> 00:47:13,619
You don't think they'd

1314
00:47:13,619 --> 00:47:14,350
actually be in
there, do ya?

1315
00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:15,050
Well, they might be.

1316
00:47:15,050 --> 00:47:16,050
They weren't
anywhere else.

1317
00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:17,550
There's only one way
we could find out.

1318
00:47:17,809 --> 00:47:18,809
Oh, my God.

1319
00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,590
Is this actually
fucking worth it, Earl?

1320
00:47:20,590 --> 00:47:21,590
I think it's worth it.

1321
00:47:21,690 --> 00:47:24,390
I could be on
my back, legs

1322
00:47:24,390 --> 00:47:25,690
in the air for
you right now.

1323
00:47:25,710 --> 00:47:26,710
And we're doing
this shit.

1324
00:47:26,930 --> 00:47:27,970
Stop questioning me.

1325
00:47:28,090 --> 00:47:30,230
J.R., Junior, whatever
the fuck your name is?

1326
00:47:30,230 --> 00:47:32,050
I'm your brother, you
fuck-head, it's Junior.

1327
00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:32,786
I don't care.

1328
00:47:32,786 --> 00:47:33,768
God damn it.

1329
00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:34,455
You'll go wherever
I tell you to go.

1330
00:47:34,455 --> 00:47:35,068
I'm going round back.

1331
00:47:35,068 --> 00:47:35,755
Go around back.

1332
00:47:35,755 --> 00:47:36,271
I'll go around back.

1333
00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:36,983
Go on!

1334
00:47:36,983 --> 00:47:37,989
Go back and check then.

1335
00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:38,849
Cuz I fucking wanted to,
not cuz you told me.

1336
00:47:38,849 --> 00:47:40,090
Not cuz you
told me, bitch!

1337
00:47:41,289 --> 00:47:42,410
So glad he's
fucking gone.

1338
00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:43,869
Now what the hell are
we supposed to do?

1339
00:47:43,970 --> 00:47:44,970
What are we
supposed to do?

1340
00:47:44,970 --> 00:47:45,950
I don't know.

1341
00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,210
If they get by us,
kick them in the dick,

1342
00:47:48,210 --> 00:47:49,210
beat them with
some sticks.

1343
00:47:49,290 --> 00:47:50,430
Do something,
get creative.

1344
00:47:52,809 --> 00:47:54,250
You always were
a brain man.

1345
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,320
Not right now.

1346
00:48:01,339 --> 00:48:02,480
It's not fun when
he's not here.

1347
00:48:03,059 --> 00:48:04,719
Go back out
there, Junior.

1348
00:48:05,139 --> 00:48:06,199
Fuck you, motherfucker.

1349
00:48:06,339 --> 00:48:08,000
You ever been in
nature before?

1350
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:08,980
This shit sucks.

1351
00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:11,000
I'm getting acorns
thrown at me and shit.

1352
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,175
Bugs all over my

1353
00:48:12,175 --> 00:48:12,575
(fly buzz)

1354
00:48:12,575 --> 00:48:13,639
fucking ear, man.

1355
00:48:13,639 --> 00:48:15,112
God, fuuuuuck.

1356
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:18,860
Well...

1357
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,640
I'm here, asshole.

1358
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:22,599
Guess what?

1359
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,800
They ain't.

1360
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:24,909
(laughing)

1361
00:48:28,199 --> 00:48:29,919
Ooh, wait, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

1362
00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:33,079
It must be my lucky day.

1363
00:48:34,715 --> 00:48:35,715
Fuck.

1364
00:48:36,284 --> 00:48:37,284
(gasp)

1365
00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:55,786
[door opens]

1366
00:49:04,102 --> 00:49:05,204
Oh I got you now,

1367
00:49:05,204 --> 00:49:06,674
you big-mouthed
city fucker.

1368
00:49:14,921 --> 00:49:19,965
[grunting]

1369
00:49:21,868 --> 00:49:24,606
[snorting]

1370
00:49:29,450 --> 00:49:32,410
You know, Earl says I
give the best head.

1371
00:49:33,550 --> 00:49:34,450
He just doesn't want to

1372
00:49:34,450 --> 00:49:35,489
know how I got that good.

1373
00:49:35,489 --> 00:49:36,489
(laughs)

1374
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,124
Don't you go
getting me wet,

1375
00:49:39,124 --> 00:49:40,786
thinking about the nasty.

1376
00:49:42,450 --> 00:49:43,470
Well you know,

1377
00:49:43,470 --> 00:49:45,370
if they're in there
fucking around,

1378
00:49:45,869 --> 00:49:47,069
you can be out here
fucking around.

1379
00:49:47,069 --> 00:49:47,974
Mm.

1380
00:49:47,974 --> 00:49:50,491
(kissing noises)

1381
00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:53,846
[screaming]

1382
00:49:56,899 --> 00:50:01,193
[crying]

1383
00:50:01,193 --> 00:50:01,965
(SNAP!)

1384
00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:02,636
[screaming]

1385
00:50:02,636 --> 00:50:03,636
[crying]

1386
00:50:06,159 --> 00:50:08,641
[crying]

1387
00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:17,633
[crying]

1388
00:50:19,511 --> 00:50:24,611
[screaming]

1389
00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:33,730
Ah.

1390
00:50:34,541 --> 00:50:35,541
Fuck.

1391
00:50:38,836 --> 00:50:43,902
(ominous breathing)

1392
00:50:56,583 --> 00:50:57,624
[gasp]

1393
00:50:57,624 --> 00:50:58,429
Jesus.

1394
00:50:58,429 --> 00:50:59,429
Whoa, slow down.

1395
00:50:59,429 --> 00:51:00,949
It's not worth getting
hurt over hide and-

1396
00:51:00,949 --> 00:51:01,949
Shut up, shut up.

1397
00:51:01,949 --> 00:51:02,949
I just heard something.

1398
00:51:03,010 --> 00:51:04,010
What?

1399
00:51:04,670 --> 00:51:05,670
I don't hear anything.

1400
00:51:07,130 --> 00:51:08,130
It's nothing.

1401
00:51:08,730 --> 00:51:09,769
You probably
heard a raccoon,

1402
00:51:10,510 --> 00:51:11,730
or one of the
others hiding,

1403
00:51:12,730 --> 00:51:15,930
or it doesn't matter
because I dare you

1404
00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:17,190
to show me your tits.

1405
00:51:24,019 --> 00:51:25,019
Truth it is, um...

1406
00:51:28,099 --> 00:51:29,579
You gonna sleep
with Scott tonight?

1407
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,500
Go fuck yourself.

1408
00:51:35,934 --> 00:51:36,934
[screams]

1409
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:39,900
I'll take that as a yes.

1410
00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:55,820
She's it.

1411
00:51:57,660 --> 00:51:58,660
Tits?

1412
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:00,100
No tits.

1413
00:52:00,376 --> 00:52:01,320
(snaps)

1414
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,300
You wanna know why

1415
00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:03,300
I didn't show
him my tits?

1416
00:52:05,798 --> 00:52:06,996
Cuz you have
pepperoni nips?

1417
00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:11,420
One Mississippi.

1418
00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:13,640
Two Mississippi.

1419
00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:15,240
Three Mississippi!

1420
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,180
Four Mississippi.

1421
00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:20,620
Five, Kyle's tiny
little dick!

1422
00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:22,700
Six.

1423
00:52:23,358 --> 00:52:25,084
Uh, big old titties.

1424
00:52:26,046 --> 00:52:27,046
Seven.

1425
00:52:29,199 --> 00:52:30,599
I fucking hate this game.

1426
00:53:04,596 --> 00:53:09,594
[silence]

1427
00:53:10,481 --> 00:53:11,481
Oh!

1428
00:53:11,729 --> 00:53:12,586
Sorry.

1429
00:53:12,586 --> 00:53:14,099
(laughs)

1430
00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,100
Sorry.

1431
00:53:15,319 --> 00:53:16,819
Um, I don't
have my stick.

1432
00:53:18,059 --> 00:53:19,139
Sorry, Michelle.

1433
00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:20,679
Hey.

1434
00:53:20,679 --> 00:53:21,679
Hey.

1435
00:53:24,349 --> 00:53:25,349
Truth or dare?

1436
00:53:29,210 --> 00:53:30,210
Um, truth.

1437
00:53:31,930 --> 00:53:33,930
Why are you so
nice to me?

1438
00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:35,670
What do you mean?

1439
00:53:37,550 --> 00:53:39,550
Well, I mean, like,
you have gone out of

1440
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:40,670
your way to talk to me

1441
00:53:40,670 --> 00:53:41,730
and hang out with me when

1442
00:53:41,730 --> 00:53:42,730
the others are out, like,

1443
00:53:43,590 --> 00:53:44,730
having fun or whatever.

1444
00:53:45,830 --> 00:53:46,970
Come on, you make
it sound like

1445
00:53:46,970 --> 00:53:48,170
talking to you isn't fun.

1446
00:53:50,210 --> 00:53:51,210
You know what I mean.

1447
00:53:54,250 --> 00:53:55,690
Did you think
anyone lives there?

1448
00:53:58,652 --> 00:53:59,699
(scoffs)

1449
00:53:59,699 --> 00:54:03,219
I think they moved out
several years ago.

1450
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:05,600
There's something
kind of peaceful

1451
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,600
about it, though.

1452
00:54:06,879 --> 00:54:08,480
You think, you think
that's peaceful?

1453
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,120
I mean, yeah, but

1454
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,240
imagine it
during the day.

1455
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:16,539
I mean, maybe a
fresh coat of paint.

1456
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:18,600
New shutters.

1457
00:54:19,839 --> 00:54:20,839
New roof, maybe.

1458
00:54:20,839 --> 00:54:21,839
Okay-

1459
00:54:21,887 --> 00:54:23,079
Like less critters.

1460
00:54:23,079 --> 00:54:24,339
Okay, okay. I get it.

1461
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,100
Betcha it's real homey
out here with no one

1462
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,100
to bother you, though.

1463
00:54:35,199 --> 00:54:36,359
Yeah, I don't know.

1464
00:54:37,419 --> 00:54:40,519
In reality, it's
creepy as hell.

1465
00:54:42,585 --> 00:54:43,599
Hmm.

1466
00:54:43,599 --> 00:54:44,279
Jesus!

1467
00:54:44,279 --> 00:54:45,260
God.

1468
00:54:45,260 --> 00:54:45,860
Hey, guys.

1469
00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:46,880
You were that close

1470
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:47,880
from getting a black eye.

1471
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:48,880
Whyyy would you do that?

1472
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,139
I mean, it didn't look
like you guys were

1473
00:54:51,139 --> 00:54:53,239
about to fall into each
other's arms and...

1474
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,033
fuck, so...

1475
00:54:55,033 --> 00:54:55,958
I thought I'd
remind you that

1476
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:56,958
we're playing
hide and seek.

1477
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:59,239
Did you uh, get
to see his dick?

1478
00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:02,740
You had to like go
out of your way

1479
00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:03,740
and scare us. Why?

1480
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,654
Hmm?

1481
00:55:05,654 --> 00:55:06,654
I don't know, Michelle.

1482
00:55:07,235 --> 00:55:09,304
With the first
coat of paint...

1483
00:55:09,304 --> 00:55:10,080
Some new shutters.

1484
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,519
God, you're stupid.

1485
00:55:11,519 --> 00:55:12,599
Ow! What was that for?

1486
00:55:13,242 --> 00:55:14,242
(screams)

1487
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,500
Shit.

1488
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,500
(laughs)

1489
00:55:17,099 --> 00:55:19,339
So, do you think
it's true?

1490
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,500
Are uh, shrimp
actually bugs?

1491
00:55:23,799 --> 00:55:25,960
No. Shrimp are
like, fish.

1492
00:55:27,112 --> 00:55:28,826
Hmm, interesting.

1493
00:55:31,071 --> 00:55:32,848
So, who's it?

1494
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:35,500
I am.

1495
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Wait a minute.

1496
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,560
Where's Kyle and Julie?

1497
00:55:41,580 --> 00:55:43,020
Maybe they didn't
hear me scream,

1498
00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:44,140
we were pretty far away.

1499
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,340
No, Kyle's probably
planning to pop out

1500
00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:48,340
and scare one of us.

1501
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,619
Let's just get
another round going.

1502
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:52,280
I second that.

1503
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:53,280
Are you sure?

1504
00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:54,300
Oh, absolutely.

1505
00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:56,480
He's probably hiding
in that house.

1506
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,480
I mean, it was the

1507
00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,480
best place to
hide, right?

1508
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:01,960
What house?

1509
00:56:03,179 --> 00:56:04,880
Scott and Michelle's
new love nest.

1510
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:05,880
(kissing noises)

1511
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,880
You're such an asshole,
you know that?

1512
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:10,908
Yeah.

1513
00:56:10,908 --> 00:56:12,149
An asshole that got

1514
00:56:12,149 --> 00:56:13,149
jipped out of
seeing your peps.

1515
00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:16,320
I'm gonna fuck
you up right now.

1516
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,125
Woah, woah, woah.

1517
00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:18,420
Okay, okay.

1518
00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,079
Okay, so ummm,
who is it again?

1519
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:23,840
Well, it's Scott,
but I was wondering,

1520
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:25,500
could I take your turn?

1521
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,570
Please, take my turn.

1522
00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:31,130
Alright, great.

1523
00:56:31,330 --> 00:56:32,330
So...

1524
00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:34,250
whoever I catch first

1525
00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:35,950
gets to make
me breakfast.

1526
00:56:36,864 --> 00:56:38,272
(fart noises)

1527
00:56:39,090 --> 00:56:40,090
Alright?

1528
00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:42,030
Cool.

1529
00:56:42,070 --> 00:56:43,070
Cool.

1530
00:56:44,968 --> 00:56:45,968
One.

1531
00:56:46,268 --> 00:56:47,268
Two.

1532
00:56:47,934 --> 00:56:48,934
Three.

1533
00:56:49,667 --> 00:56:50,667
Four.

1534
00:56:50,999 --> 00:56:51,999
Five.

1535
00:56:52,599 --> 00:56:53,599
Six.

1536
00:56:53,998 --> 00:56:55,231
Seven.

1537
00:56:55,231 --> 00:56:56,231
Eight.

1538
00:56:56,697 --> 00:56:58,196
Nine.

1539
00:56:58,196 --> 00:56:59,196
Ten.

1540
00:57:01,029 --> 00:57:02,861
Twenty.

1541
00:57:02,861 --> 00:57:04,327
Twenty One.

1542
00:57:04,327 --> 00:57:05,327
Twenty Two.

1543
00:57:05,893 --> 00:57:07,692
Twenty Three.

1544
00:57:07,692 --> 00:57:09,325
Twenty Four.

1545
00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:11,623
Twenty Five.

1546
00:57:11,623 --> 00:57:13,123
Twenty Six.

1547
00:57:13,123 --> 00:57:14,555
Twenty Seven.

1548
00:57:14,555 --> 00:57:16,355
Twenty Eight.

1549
00:57:16,355 --> 00:57:17,755
Twenty Nine.

1550
00:57:17,755 --> 00:57:18,755
Thirty!

1551
00:57:19,754 --> 00:57:22,486
Ready or not,
here I come!

1552
00:57:23,752 --> 00:57:25,485
(screams)

1553
00:57:25,485 --> 00:57:26,983
Help!

1554
00:57:26,983 --> 00:57:27,983
Help me!

1555
00:57:28,549 --> 00:57:29,549
Derek!

1556
00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:32,714
(screams)

1557
00:58:05,334 --> 00:58:06,334
Shit.

1558
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,500
Whoo.

1559
00:58:11,329 --> 00:58:12,609
Uh, how did you find me?

1560
00:58:13,569 --> 00:58:14,710
I've been following you

1561
00:58:14,710 --> 00:58:15,710
since the campsite.

1562
00:58:17,089 --> 00:58:19,109
Uh, why?

1563
00:58:20,029 --> 00:58:21,230
So I can do this.

1564
00:58:22,547 --> 00:58:23,380
Mmm

1565
00:58:23,380 --> 00:58:23,980
N-no

1566
00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:24,581
Umm

1567
00:58:24,581 --> 00:58:25,213
I'm

1568
00:58:25,213 --> 00:58:26,213
Ahhhh

1569
00:58:26,213 --> 00:58:27,109
Yeah...

1570
00:58:27,109 --> 00:58:28,040
no, I c-

1571
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,430
I'm sorry, I can't.

1572
00:58:30,630 --> 00:58:31,350
Jess...

1573
00:58:31,350 --> 00:58:32,370
would literally,

1574
00:58:33,430 --> 00:58:34,669
cut my balls off.

1575
00:58:35,089 --> 00:58:36,089
Actually.

1576
00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,929
Well, that's only
if she catches us.

1577
00:58:38,735 --> 00:58:42,164
(kissing noises)

1578
00:58:42,164 --> 00:58:43,407
Plus, I'll protect
your balls, for you.

1579
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,179
Hey, Michelle, can I
ask you something?

1580
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,960
Yeah?

1581
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,559
What happened to you
a few years ago?

1582
00:58:59,460 --> 00:59:00,460
What do you mean?

1583
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:01,540
Why don't you hang

1584
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:02,540
out with anyone anymore?

1585
00:59:03,820 --> 00:59:05,920
I don't know, I just
don't feel like

1586
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,960
dealing with people.

1587
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,080
Jess said she was

1588
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,160
worried about
you, that's all.

1589
00:59:12,581 --> 00:59:13,720
Look,

1590
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,120
I certainly don't wanna

1591
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,120
make you feel
uncomfortable,

1592
00:59:16,319 --> 00:59:17,700
but you know, I think
you're really cool,

1593
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,960
and I don't think
you should have

1594
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,160
to cut yourself
off like that.

1595
00:59:23,950 --> 00:59:25,049
It's a little bit more

1596
00:59:25,049 --> 00:59:26,049
complicated than that.

1597
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,560
There was this guy,

1598
00:59:32,180 --> 00:59:33,700
and I,

1599
00:59:35,439 --> 00:59:37,320
I thought that things
were getting, like,

1600
00:59:37,380 --> 00:59:39,720
pretty serious between
the two of us.

1601
00:59:41,949 --> 00:59:43,829
And then I found
the text messages.

1602
00:59:45,949 --> 00:59:49,210
I'm sorry, that's...
that's awful.

1603
00:59:51,010 --> 00:59:52,220
Yeah, the worst part was

1604
00:59:52,220 --> 00:59:53,810
just, it was my
best friend.

1605
00:59:56,230 --> 00:59:57,230
Wait, Jessica?

1606
00:59:58,730 --> 00:59:59,730
It was Tiffany.

1607
01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:05,730
Derek was the guy.

1608
01:00:13,210 --> 01:00:14,310
That was the real reason

1609
01:00:14,310 --> 01:00:15,670
that I, wasn't sure

1610
01:00:15,670 --> 01:00:16,670
if I wanted to
come out here.

1611
01:00:21,650 --> 01:00:23,910
I get it, I totally
get it now.

1612
01:00:25,930 --> 01:00:26,930
Wow, I'm sorry.

1613
01:00:29,539 --> 01:00:31,199
You know, for
what it's worth,

1614
01:00:34,050 --> 01:00:35,730
you could have any
guy you wanted.

1615
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:40,300
Okay.

1616
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,440
Okay.

1617
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,320
Thank you, that's
very sweet of you.

1618
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,079
So what's your deal?

1619
01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:58,610
My deal?

1620
01:00:59,789 --> 01:01:01,750
My girlfriend,
Katie, and I,

1621
01:01:04,450 --> 01:01:06,470
we've been having
problems for a while,

1622
01:01:06,950 --> 01:01:07,950
and...

1623
01:01:08,850 --> 01:01:12,169
one night we had
this, huge fight.

1624
01:01:16,949 --> 01:01:18,809
And when I woke up
the next morning,

1625
01:01:21,750 --> 01:01:22,769
she was gone.

1626
01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:26,810
I'm so sorry, I can't,

1627
01:01:26,810 --> 01:01:29,710
I can't imagine
just, being left

1628
01:01:29,710 --> 01:01:30,990
in the unknown like that.

1629
01:01:32,710 --> 01:01:34,510
Yeah, I mean, I can't

1630
01:01:34,510 --> 01:01:35,290
imagine what it's like

1631
01:01:35,290 --> 01:01:37,250
to be cheated on, so.

1632
01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:38,210
Okay, well, it's not

1633
01:01:38,210 --> 01:01:39,289
like a misery contest.

1634
01:01:39,289 --> 01:01:40,641
Okay, okay.

1635
01:01:42,122 --> 01:01:46,984
(ominous breathing)

1636
01:01:49,625 --> 01:01:55,067
(kissing sounds)

1637
01:01:55,067 --> 01:01:57,000
Ohhhh.

1638
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,639
I might finally get
to see some titties.

1639
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:32,500
Hey um,

1640
01:02:34,580 --> 01:02:36,040
what do you say
after all this,

1641
01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:38,000
you and I get lunch
or something?

1642
01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:39,660
I know this great taco

1643
01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:40,800
place, you like
tacos, right?

1644
01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:41,940
Tacomania?

1645
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:43,780
Yeah, wait,
have you been?

1646
01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:45,719
Yeah, they have like
the worst tacos.

1647
01:02:47,664 --> 01:02:48,435
Oh...

1648
01:02:48,435 --> 01:02:49,250
Well um-

1649
01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:50,789
Okay, I was just kidding.

1650
01:02:51,590 --> 01:02:53,090
That was a joke,
I was kidding.

1651
01:02:53,716 --> 01:02:54,716
(lauhgs)

1652
01:02:55,190 --> 01:02:56,190
Kidding.

1653
01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:57,130
Okay.

1654
01:02:57,130 --> 01:02:57,750
Bad joke.

1655
01:02:57,750 --> 01:02:58,330
Okay.

1656
01:02:58,330 --> 01:03:00,449
Uh well,

1657
01:03:00,449 --> 01:03:01,449
It's a date then?

1658
01:03:04,230 --> 01:03:05,230
We can call it a date.

1659
01:03:07,393 --> 01:03:08,393
We'll call it a date.

1660
01:03:08,995 --> 01:03:09,995
Okay.

1661
01:03:10,597 --> 01:03:11,597
Okay.

1662
01:03:15,991 --> 01:03:18,449
Uh (coughing) Mmm Mmmmm

1663
01:03:18,449 --> 01:03:22,909
Looks like someone's
feeling better.

1664
01:03:23,429 --> 01:03:24,429
All right, I, I think we

1665
01:03:24,589 --> 01:03:25,589
ought to head
back to camp.

1666
01:03:25,770 --> 01:03:27,410
Either Tiffany's
completely given up

1667
01:03:27,410 --> 01:03:29,250
or she sucks
at this game.

1668
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,280
So...

1669
01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:40,580
we keep losing people.

1670
01:03:40,780 --> 01:03:42,220
Do you think
that maybe we

1671
01:03:42,220 --> 01:03:43,500
should play a
different game?

1672
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,540
Okay, how about when we

1673
01:03:45,540 --> 01:03:46,980
get back to
camp, we'll...

1674
01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:47,980
fuck!

1675
01:03:50,860 --> 01:03:51,860
Shit.

1676
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,460
Jess, Jess, Jess.

1677
01:03:54,679 --> 01:03:55,679
Oh, God.

1678
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:56,800
Shit.

1679
01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:58,620
Um.

1680
01:03:58,620 --> 01:04:00,280
Yeah, no, I, I, I...

1681
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,280
I fucked up.

1682
01:04:01,579 --> 01:04:03,619
She found me
out here and...

1683
01:04:03,980 --> 01:04:04,880
seduced me.

1684
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:05,599
and-

1685
01:04:05,599 --> 01:04:06,152
Kyle.

1686
01:04:06,152 --> 01:04:06,840
I'm sorry.

1687
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:07,760
I'm gonna kill you later.

1688
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,600
I am so-

1689
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:09,600
fuck, man.

1690
01:04:09,619 --> 01:04:10,619
Julie!

1691
01:04:10,619 --> 01:04:11,560
Do you mind if I pull

1692
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,680
you for a chat
really fast?

1693
01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:14,860
Yeah.

1694
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,400
Jess.

1695
01:04:18,779 --> 01:04:19,779
Jess.

1696
01:04:23,739 --> 01:04:24,839
We, we should
get out of here.

1697
01:04:24,839 --> 01:04:26,179
Should I? Should
I go with-

1698
01:04:26,179 --> 01:04:27,639
No, come on, let's, let's
go to camp, come on.

1699
01:04:28,059 --> 01:04:29,059
Jess.

1700
01:04:29,059 --> 01:04:30,059
Come on.

1701
01:04:34,699 --> 01:04:36,699
Do I go with
you guys, or?

1702
01:04:37,879 --> 01:04:38,879
Okay.

1703
01:04:40,619 --> 01:04:42,779
I swear, I swear,
I didn't...

1704
01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:44,599
I didn't mean to.

1705
01:04:44,599 --> 01:04:45,599
I mean...

1706
01:04:46,679 --> 01:04:47,679
She...

1707
01:04:47,679 --> 01:04:48,220
Kyle-

1708
01:04:48,220 --> 01:04:49,759
She touched me
the last time I--

1709
01:04:49,759 --> 01:04:50,439
Jesus Christ.

1710
01:04:50,439 --> 01:04:51,939
Oh my God!

1711
01:04:52,299 --> 01:04:53,560
Tell me you know
something about this.

1712
01:04:54,919 --> 01:04:55,980
Wait, is she okay?

1713
01:04:58,980 --> 01:04:59,980
Oh.

1714
01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:00,753
(GASP!)

1715
01:05:00,753 --> 01:05:02,130
Oh my God!

1716
01:05:02,130 --> 01:05:03,071
(screams)

1717
01:05:03,071 --> 01:05:04,071
OH!!!

1718
01:05:04,112 --> 01:05:05,154
(screams)

1719
01:05:07,809 --> 01:05:10,109
Kyle, why is Tiffany's
body in your tent?

1720
01:05:10,169 --> 01:05:11,169
Did you kill her!?

1721
01:05:11,169 --> 01:05:12,169
I don't know, I don't.

1722
01:05:12,969 --> 01:05:15,109
You don't know, Kyle!?

1723
01:05:15,309 --> 01:05:17,250
Kyle, look at
me, right now.

1724
01:05:17,369 --> 01:05:19,730
Tell me, tell me
you didn't do this.

1725
01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,960
No, I didn't.

1726
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:24,960
No, I didn't do it.

1727
01:05:25,874 --> 01:05:26,720
I was hiding in
the, in the woods.

1728
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,060
And I,

1729
01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:28,560
oh fuck.

1730
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:29,940
No, I, I uh, I

1731
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,860
I saw something.

1732
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:34,360
I saw someone
or something.

1733
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:35,680
I thought it was, a bear.

1734
01:05:35,900 --> 01:05:37,740
A bear, Kyle!? Come on!

1735
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,039
I didn't fucking
kill her, Michelle!

1736
01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:40,140
(arrow sound)

1737
01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:41,199
(gurgling)

1738
01:05:41,199 --> 01:05:42,199
God!

1739
01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:43,454
Come on!

1740
01:05:43,454 --> 01:05:44,454
(screaming)

1741
01:05:44,854 --> 01:05:45,854
(screaming) Oh my God.

1742
01:05:46,014 --> 01:05:47,014
(gasping)

1743
01:05:47,885 --> 01:05:49,659
Wait no, no this isn't
gonna protect us.

1744
01:05:49,659 --> 01:05:51,019
This isn't gonna
protect us!

1745
01:05:52,399 --> 01:05:53,480
We need to find
the others, okay?

1746
01:05:53,679 --> 01:05:55,239
We need to get the
fuck out of here!

1747
01:05:57,699 --> 01:05:58,939
Wait, wait, hold on.

1748
01:05:58,939 --> 01:05:59,755
Hold on.

1749
01:05:59,755 --> 01:06:00,863
No, no, no, Michelle.

1750
01:06:00,863 --> 01:06:02,030
Miche-

1751
01:06:02,030 --> 01:06:03,809
(gasping)

1752
01:06:03,809 --> 01:06:04,809
Michelle.

1753
01:06:04,809 --> 01:06:06,009
(gurgling)

1754
01:06:06,009 --> 01:06:07,009
Michelle.

1755
01:06:07,009 --> 01:06:08,016
(screaming)

1756
01:06:08,016 --> 01:06:09,561
(groaning)

1757
01:06:09,561 --> 01:06:11,409
Jess, no, get down!

1758
01:06:11,409 --> 01:06:12,409
Oh my God, oh my God.

1759
01:06:13,130 --> 01:06:13,629
Kyle!

1760
01:06:13,629 --> 01:06:15,059
(gasping)

1761
01:06:15,059 --> 01:06:16,059
Kyle.

1762
01:06:17,469 --> 01:06:18,549
I don't know what to do-

1763
01:06:18,690 --> 01:06:19,690
I don't know what to do!

1764
01:06:19,690 --> 01:06:20,451
(arrow sound)

1765
01:06:20,451 --> 01:06:21,246
(screaming)

1766
01:06:21,246 --> 01:06:22,504
(heavy breathing)

1767
01:06:22,504 --> 01:06:23,995
Jess, go.

1768
01:06:23,995 --> 01:06:24,789
He was mine.

1769
01:06:24,789 --> 01:06:25,809
We gotta go.

1770
01:06:25,809 --> 01:06:26,535
He was mine.

1771
01:06:26,535 --> 01:06:27,535
Come on.

1772
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,280
Michelle?

1773
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:32,480
I'm okay!

1774
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:35,740
Jessica, hey,
listen to me.

1775
01:06:35,980 --> 01:06:36,980
Hey, listen.

1776
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:38,680
Where's Julie?

1777
01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:40,880
She, she got really
pissed at me

1778
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,400
and she stormed off
down the trail.

1779
01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:44,560
It's the last
time I saw her.

1780
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:47,958
(crying)

1781
01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:48,618
Okay, come on.

1782
01:06:48,618 --> 01:06:49,618
Look, hey! Listen to me.

1783
01:06:50,060 --> 01:06:51,140
Whoever's out there
isn't going to be

1784
01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:52,360
in the same spot
for too long.

1785
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:53,420
We have to move.

1786
01:06:53,460 --> 01:06:54,860
(heavy breathing)

1787
01:06:54,860 --> 01:06:56,279
Look, alright, on the
count of three, alright?

1788
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:57,880
Stay with me, okay?

1789
01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,040
We can do this.

1790
01:06:59,790 --> 01:07:00,790
One...

1791
01:07:01,410 --> 01:07:02,410
Two...

1792
01:07:03,824 --> 01:07:04,824
Three, come on!

1793
01:07:06,702 --> 01:07:08,322
(heavy breathing)

1794
01:07:08,322 --> 01:07:10,074
(footsteps approaching)

1795
01:07:10,074 --> 01:07:11,074
Hey.

1796
01:07:13,115 --> 01:07:14,115
Hey, it's ok...

1797
01:07:14,142 --> 01:07:15,267
Oh, thank god-

1798
01:07:15,267 --> 01:07:16,267
Are you okay?

1799
01:07:16,648 --> 01:07:17,648
Hey, we're good.

1800
01:07:17,648 --> 01:07:18,283
We're good, we're good.

1801
01:07:18,283 --> 01:07:19,052
Okay.

1802
01:07:19,052 --> 01:07:20,052
We're gonna have
to split up, okay?

1803
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:21,700
Wait, wait.

1804
01:07:23,767 --> 01:07:24,485
(gasps)

1805
01:07:24,485 --> 01:07:25,002
Look, look,

1806
01:07:25,002 --> 01:07:25,520
Look, look,

1807
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:26,150
Look, look,

1808
01:07:26,150 --> 01:07:26,780
I found Kyle's keys.

1809
01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:27,780
Okay, perfect, okay.

1810
01:07:27,820 --> 01:07:30,520
Listen, take Jessica,
get to the car,

1811
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,120
drive to town and
get help, all right?

1812
01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:33,460
I'm gonna go find
Julie and Derek.

1813
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:34,560
We're gonna get
out of here, okay?

1814
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,360
She can't leave us.

1815
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,360
You have a better idea?

1816
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,600
Yeah, okay, you
guys got this.

1817
01:07:41,900 --> 01:07:43,019
I'm gonna go find
Julie and Derek.

1818
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:45,982
(crying)

1819
01:07:45,982 --> 01:07:46,649
Hey, hey-

1820
01:07:46,649 --> 01:07:48,550
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

1821
01:07:48,950 --> 01:07:50,510
Breathe, breathe,
breathe.

1822
01:07:51,210 --> 01:07:52,210
Breathe...

1823
01:07:52,210 --> 01:07:53,310
Breath, we're
gonna be okay.

1824
01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:54,750
We're gonna be okay.

1825
01:07:54,890 --> 01:07:55,890
We're gonna be okay.

1826
01:07:55,890 --> 01:07:56,890
(crying)

1827
01:08:10,037 --> 01:08:12,643
(breathing heavily)

1828
01:08:23,854 --> 01:08:24,854
Fuck.

1829
01:08:26,427 --> 01:08:31,439
(breathing heavily)

1830
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:32,600
Oh, God.

1831
01:08:34,904 --> 01:08:36,123
Oh, fuck.

1832
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,440
Oh.

1833
01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:40,963
What the hell are
you doing here?

1834
01:08:41,883 --> 01:08:42,873
I thought you were
with Jess and-

1835
01:08:42,873 --> 01:08:43,762
Is that Brandon?

1836
01:08:43,762 --> 01:08:44,915
(breathing heavily)

1837
01:08:44,915 --> 01:08:45,771
Yeah.

1838
01:08:45,771 --> 01:08:46,660
Oh my God.

1839
01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:47,384
That's Brandon.

1840
01:08:47,384 --> 01:08:48,384
Oh my God.

1841
01:08:49,689 --> 01:08:50,689
Where's Jessica?

1842
01:08:50,690 --> 01:08:51,690
Um...

1843
01:08:51,690 --> 01:08:52,760
I, I left her in the car.

1844
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:53,590
I told her to
lock the doors

1845
01:08:53,590 --> 01:08:54,870
and that, and that
I would come back.

1846
01:08:54,870 --> 01:08:55,550
What the hell, you're

1847
01:08:55,550 --> 01:08:56,550
supposed to be
going to get help?

1848
01:08:56,609 --> 01:08:57,609
The tires are flat!

1849
01:08:58,310 --> 01:08:59,310
Fuck!

1850
01:09:00,630 --> 01:09:01,110
Uh-

1851
01:09:01,110 --> 01:09:02,610
Kyle he, he took
all of our phones

1852
01:09:02,710 --> 01:09:03,710
he put em in a bag.

1853
01:09:03,710 --> 01:09:04,244
Uh, wh-

1854
01:09:04,244 --> 01:09:04,807
Y-

1855
01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:05,510
Do y-

1856
01:09:05,510 --> 01:09:06,298
Where are the-

1857
01:09:06,298 --> 01:09:07,396
Where are the phones?

1858
01:09:07,396 --> 01:09:08,324
They're not there,
I couldn't find em.

1859
01:09:08,324 --> 01:09:09,000
Does he have
a cell phone?

1860
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000
Did ya check?

1861
01:09:10,953 --> 01:09:12,366
Go ch-please check.

1862
01:09:12,366 --> 01:09:13,366
Just.

1863
01:09:15,029 --> 01:09:16,029
I don't.

1864
01:09:18,644 --> 01:09:20,092
(sighing)

1865
01:09:26,009 --> 01:09:27,881
(gagging)

1866
01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:34,470
(coughing)

1867
01:09:36,724 --> 01:09:38,500
Mmm Mmm (No)

1868
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:39,500
Okay, so what do we do?

1869
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,040
I'll tell you what
we're gonna do.

1870
01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:45,420
We're gonna go
find Julie.

1871
01:09:45,639 --> 01:09:46,639
We're gonna find Derek.

1872
01:09:48,460 --> 01:09:50,078
We're gonna get
back to that car

1873
01:09:50,078 --> 01:09:51,078
and four flat
tires are not,

1874
01:09:51,259 --> 01:09:52,339
we're gonna get the
hell out of here.

1875
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:55,578
Come on, let's
go, come on.

1876
01:09:56,158 --> 01:09:57,158
Come on!

1877
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,160
Are we really
gonna go in there?

1878
01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:07,140
It can't be much safer in

1879
01:10:07,140 --> 01:10:08,220
there than it is
out here, right?

1880
01:10:09,540 --> 01:10:10,540
Do you really think

1881
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,640
Julie would go in there?

1882
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:14,640
I mean, if she
was forced to.

1883
01:10:16,414 --> 01:10:17,414
Fuck.

1884
01:10:18,925 --> 01:10:20,532
Come on, come on.

1885
01:11:08,742 --> 01:11:09,742
Julie?

1886
01:11:11,220 --> 01:11:12,220
Derek?

1887
01:11:25,997 --> 01:11:26,997
Come on.

1888
01:11:30,149 --> 01:11:31,149
Come on.

1889
01:11:34,317 --> 01:11:39,352
(heavy breathing)

1890
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:43,520
Derek.

1891
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:44,601
Shh.

1892
01:11:44,601 --> 01:11:45,601
Julie.

1893
01:11:46,350 --> 01:11:47,350
Guys.

1894
01:12:00,127 --> 01:12:01,127
(twig snap)

1895
01:12:07,190 --> 01:12:08,249
There's somebody
out there.

1896
01:12:09,630 --> 01:12:10,630
Is it Julie?

1897
01:12:14,477 --> 01:12:16,500
(door creaks)

1898
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:17,780
I know you're in there

1899
01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:18,860
you son of a bitch!

1900
01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:20,900
You're gonna pay

1901
01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:22,420
for what you did
to my family

1902
01:12:22,420 --> 01:12:24,140
and what you
did to me and

1903
01:12:24,140 --> 01:12:25,260
what you did to
my daughter!

1904
01:12:25,260 --> 01:12:26,260
(branch snap)

1905
01:12:38,326 --> 01:12:39,531
(grunting)

1906
01:12:40,784 --> 01:12:42,521
Shh, shh.

1907
01:12:44,834 --> 01:12:48,016
(grunting)

1908
01:12:48,016 --> 01:12:52,307
(grunting)

1909
01:13:11,013 --> 01:13:12,364
(gasping)

1910
01:13:51,464 --> 01:13:52,718
(thud)

1911
01:13:54,790 --> 01:14:01,058
(screaming)

1912
01:14:01,058 --> 01:14:02,071
Oh my god.

1913
01:14:03,613 --> 01:14:10,556
(crying)

1914
01:14:14,559 --> 01:14:15,559
Fuck!

1915
01:14:15,940 --> 01:14:16,899
Quick, quick, quick,

1916
01:14:16,899 --> 01:14:17,238
get in here, get in here.

1917
01:14:17,238 --> 01:14:18,238
Go, go!

1918
01:14:19,945 --> 01:14:20,872
Oh.

1919
01:14:20,872 --> 01:14:21,872
Oh god.

1920
01:14:22,180 --> 01:14:23,180
Oh-

1921
01:14:24,241 --> 01:14:25,241
That's Derek.

1922
01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:26,378
Oh god.

1923
01:14:30,701 --> 01:14:31,628
Scott, we're gonna die.

1924
01:14:31,628 --> 01:14:32,628
Fuck, it's blocked.

1925
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:36,296
(crying)

1926
01:14:36,296 --> 01:14:36,845
Michelle...

1927
01:14:36,845 --> 01:14:37,845
Get in.

1928
01:14:38,179 --> 01:14:39,179
Um...

1929
01:14:39,348 --> 01:14:40,348
Corner, get in the corner,
get down in the corner.

1930
01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:43,143
Are you kidding me?

1931
01:14:43,143 --> 01:14:44,143
There's gotta be-

1932
01:14:44,639 --> 01:14:45,566
Perfect.

1933
01:14:45,566 --> 01:14:46,519
Here, take this.

1934
01:14:46,519 --> 01:14:47,440
Okay...

1935
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,440
keep it on the
door, on the door.

1936
01:14:55,892 --> 01:14:58,189
(crying)

1937
01:14:59,319 --> 01:15:00,319
Okay.

1938
01:15:15,123 --> 01:15:16,123
(crack)

1939
01:15:22,077 --> 01:15:25,171
(metal scraping on wall)

1940
01:15:25,171 --> 01:15:29,663
(gasping)

1941
01:15:42,306 --> 01:15:43,306
Jessica?

1942
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,800
You are so scared.

1943
01:15:49,399 --> 01:15:50,500
What are you doing?

1944
01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:51,900
You didn't think I was

1945
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,020
gonna wait in the car...

1946
01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:55,639
miss all the
fun, did you?

1947
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:00,120
Kyle's dead.

1948
01:16:01,530 --> 01:16:02,530
Brandon.

1949
01:16:02,750 --> 01:16:04,670
Julie, Tiffany, Derek.

1950
01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:05,949
Oh, come on, Michelle.

1951
01:16:07,090 --> 01:16:07,830
Let's not pretend

1952
01:16:07,830 --> 01:16:09,370
we're gonna miss
those last two, huh?

1953
01:16:09,970 --> 01:16:11,689
(laughing)

1954
01:16:12,949 --> 01:16:14,470
You killed all of them.

1955
01:16:18,549 --> 01:16:20,445
You sound just like
my mother, you know?

1956
01:16:21,794 --> 01:16:22,951
She's the only
kid I have.

1957
01:16:23,755 --> 01:16:24,847
Oh my God.

1958
01:16:26,517 --> 01:16:27,578
You know, I thought

1959
01:16:27,578 --> 01:16:28,578
she'd actually
be grateful.

1960
01:16:29,344 --> 01:16:32,236
That I killed, that
abusive piece of shit.

1961
01:16:38,726 --> 01:16:40,975
But instead,
she looked at

1962
01:16:40,975 --> 01:16:43,257
me like I was
the monster.

1963
01:16:43,257 --> 01:16:44,478
Daisy!

1964
01:16:44,478 --> 01:16:45,699
So I figured she
had to go too--

1965
01:16:45,699 --> 01:16:47,019
What the fuck is
wrong with you?

1966
01:16:47,379 --> 01:16:51,439
No way, were they gonna
be able to raise him!

1967
01:16:51,439 --> 01:16:52,633
What the hell is
wrong with you?

1968
01:16:52,633 --> 01:16:55,311
So I took matters
into my own hands.

1969
01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:56,311
What the fuck!?

1970
01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:00,049
Even found a way
to hide him,

1971
01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:00,920
when people came looking.

1972
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,223
The campfire story...

1973
01:17:06,172 --> 01:17:07,239
You're Daisy Wallace.

1974
01:17:07,239 --> 01:17:08,239
Oh.

1975
01:17:08,239 --> 01:17:12,893
(laughing)

1976
01:17:19,300 --> 01:17:20,240
I haven't been called

1977
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:22,940
that name, in
a long time.

1978
01:17:27,450 --> 01:17:29,389
After they found
Mom and Dad,

1979
01:17:29,490 --> 01:17:30,770
they shipped me off to--

1980
01:17:31,842 --> 01:17:33,109
(whistling)

1981
01:17:33,110 --> 01:17:34,190
Crazy hospital!

1982
01:17:34,190 --> 01:17:36,330
where they pumped
me full of meds

1983
01:17:36,330 --> 01:17:38,190
and called me a schizo!

1984
01:17:39,030 --> 01:17:40,030
Anyway...

1985
01:17:40,170 --> 01:17:41,549
got out of there
when I was 18

1986
01:17:41,549 --> 01:17:43,730
and came right
on back home,

1987
01:17:43,730 --> 01:17:45,610
to baby brother.

1988
01:17:47,383 --> 01:17:48,772
Cuz he survived.

1989
01:17:49,836 --> 01:17:51,773
Can you believe that?

1990
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,320
So I got older...

1991
01:17:55,300 --> 01:17:56,600
baby brother got bigger.

1992
01:17:59,380 --> 01:18:00,880
And we found plenty
of ways to keep

1993
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:01,920
ourselves entertained.

1994
01:18:03,119 --> 01:18:04,119
For example,

1995
01:18:05,808 --> 01:18:08,511
luring people
into the woods.

1996
01:18:10,585 --> 01:18:13,772
And chopping them up

1997
01:18:13,772 --> 01:18:18,404
into itty bitty pieces!

1998
01:18:18,404 --> 01:18:19,755
(grunt)

1999
01:18:21,251 --> 01:18:26,222
I'm gonna fucking
kill you!

2000
01:18:27,573 --> 01:18:29,601
(stab sound)

2001
01:18:29,601 --> 01:18:33,750
(crying)

2002
01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:40,363
(panting)

2003
01:18:44,851 --> 01:18:45,851
(thud)

2004
01:18:49,435 --> 01:18:54,406
(breathing heavily)

2005
01:18:54,406 --> 01:18:56,048
Come on.

2006
01:19:00,294 --> 01:19:05,121
(panting)

2007
01:19:36,007 --> 01:19:43,007
(panting)

2008
01:19:51,065 --> 01:19:52,065
So.

2009
01:19:57,532 --> 01:19:58,546
Tacomania?

2010
01:20:01,006 --> 01:20:03,082
(laughing)

2011
01:20:03,082 --> 01:20:04,385
(ominous breathing)

2012
01:20:04,385 --> 01:20:08,921
(ominous breathing)

2013
01:20:08,921 --> 01:20:09,921
Yeah.

2014
01:20:10,996 --> 01:20:13,169
Tacomania.

2015
01:20:13,169 --> 01:20:15,292
(laughing)

2016
01:20:15,292 --> 01:20:16,595
(chainsaw starts)

2017
01:20:16,595 --> 01:20:18,285
(ominous breathing)

2018
01:20:18,285 --> 01:20:25,285
(screaming)